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	<title>Celebrity Poser</title>
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	<description>"You may not be Paris, but you're still a whore."</description>
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		<title>Kristin Cavallari and that reality TV bitch</title>
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They must put it as one of the wonders of the world why bitches like Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and Heidi Montag are even talked about in Hollywood. Why am I talking about this shit, you ask? Exactly my point. The rise of reality TV has caught masses of people tuning in and talking about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miranda Kerr’s hotness reaches new heights</title>
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Seems like Miranda Kerr is on the top of the world these days. Well, aside from her job as a Victoria&#8217;s Secret Angel, she was recently named as a David Jones Ambassador. I don&#8217;t honestly know what that means and I don&#8217;t care. All I know is that Miranda&#8217;s getting loads of money and it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Annalynne McCord is now single</title>
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Reports say that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don&#8217;t know Kellan. And&#8230; let&#8217;s admit that Annalynne&#8217;s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn&#8217;t seem to work because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up</title>
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You know what people say. A marriage created from a broken-up one is doomed to fail. Or something like that. Okay, nobody ever said that before me, but you gotta admit that that&#8217;s what Jennifer Aniston is saying if the rumors about the supposed break-up of Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Megan Fox has sex with women too</title>
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Since breaking out into superstardom with the release of 2007&#8217;s Transformers movie where she was picked among thousands or aspiring actresses to play the lead female role in the big-budget summer action film, Megan Fox has become the Hollywood sex symbol of the new millennium. She&#8217;s gone from a relative unknown to household name practically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mariah looks better as a man, with goatee and all.</title>
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Dressed as a man looking a hell lot like Eminem, Mariah Carey created news this week with her new music video, Obsessed. She wasn&#8217;t her usual high-heeled-in-mini-skirt-and-tits-exploding-inside-her-tank-top self, instead she walked the streets of NYC looking like a white rapper, dressed in bulging clothes, with nasty facial hair and all. Oh, and she looks a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Avril Lavigne parties like a rock star… err like Lindsay Lohan</title>
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Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was seen at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cigarette stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityposer.com/celebrity-news/avril-lavigne-parties-like-a-rock-star%e2%80%a6-err-like-lindsay-lohan/</link>
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		<title>The dress that all the Hollywood skanks are wearing…</title>
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If you think you&#8217;ve been seeing the same little black dress on all the Hollywood skanks lately, that&#8217;s because you&#8217;re right. In the past few weeks, Heather Graham, Heidi Montag-Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, and now Doutzen Kroes were seen around town sporting a skintight short LBD with cutout holes on the front and back that seems [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.celebrityposer.com/celebrity-news/the-dress-that-all-the-hollywood-skanks-are-wearing%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<title>Rihanna leaked nude pictures could be real</title>
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Rihanna sure has had a pretty talked-about year so far. First, the bitch got beat-up real bad by her douche bag boyfriend (the same boyfriend she seems to have gone back to) sparking a huge outpouring of sympathy for her and anger for him. Then, out of nowhere, these supposedly leaked naked pics of her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson drinks her sorrow away (twice in a row)</title>
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I know we&#8217;ve all been making fun of Jessica Simpson since she started in the industry, but now I suggest that we stop. For a little while. So instead of laughing at her recurring dumb-titis, let&#8217;s pause for a while to watch her as she wallow in sorrow after she&#8217;s been discarded by her boyfriend [...]]]></description>
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