Ashlee Simpson is Pissed Today

MSNBC says that Ashlee Simpson is pissed today because Jamie Lynn Spears stole the spotlight from her yesterday. Wait, what?

After spending the last year working on a new album, Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare.
Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn’t meant to be for Simpson, thanks to the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is with child.
“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said a source.
“Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister.”
“Joe Simpson doesn’t do anything by chance. This date (for the video release) was picked clearly; he expected it to be the talk of the town,” said the source. “Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”

Amy Winehouse Looks Like Shit

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Amy Winehouse was spotted early this morning wandering around her house in nothing but jeans and a bra. She had spent the night partying with friends, and, surprise, when Amy got home she seemed a bit out of it, according to a source for The Sun:

“Amy came out and started stumbling around. She popped her head over the fence like she was looking for something. It was freezing and she had no shoes and just a red bra. She was mumbling something incomprehensible. It wasn’t the behaviour of someone in the right state of mind.”

But a spokesperson for Amy Winehouse claims it’s all just a misunderstanding:

“Amy had been asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate. She didn’t realise the time.”

Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend’s house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated.
Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.
Quite why she came outside only half dressed in the early hours is unclear. One onlooker said she looked up and down the road as if she was waiting for someone, but no one arrived at the house.
“She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit.
“She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird.”

…Whatever, you look like shit and your 5 seconds of fame are over, I’m moving you to the trainwreck file

Don Imus is BACK! (Who Cares)


Eight months after he was fired for comments about the Rutgers women’s basketball team, Don Imus is back on the air again. Imus returned to the airwaves before a live audience at Manhatten’s Town Hall. Locally, his show is heard on WTKK-FM (96.9) and several black leaders showed up at the studio on Friday to protest his return.WHO FUCKING CARES, Personally I think it’s funny they got rid of a decent morning team to put Imus back in who has one of the lowest listenerships in radio. After hearing a couple minutes after taking to mic I remembered why radio is dead. Just opening with a timecheck and an introduction of a newly hired black woman who isn’t all that good on the microphone either.

Amy Fisher Sex Tape

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Remember the Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco Story? Who doesn’t? Let us refresh your memory… Then 16-year-old high school student Amy met Joey at his auto repair shop. They fucked around… and a scandal was born! After what seems like a lifetime later, here is her sex tape the just came out last week. All I know is that Amy is no Paris… (Insert rolling eye here)

A sex tape of Amy Fisher and her husband, Lou Bellera, is in the hands of a Los Angeles porn distributor, and the onetime teen temptress isn’t happy about it, her former business partner said yesterday.

Fisher and her husband apparently made the tape earlier this year, before they filed for divorce, according to David Krieff, a TV executive who has produced reunion specials with Fisher, her ex-lover Joey Buttafuoco and Buttafuoco’s ex-wife, Mary Jo Buttafuoco.

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Condom dresses promote safe sex (pic)

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The two nurses, from a hospital in Xiamen city, showed off their condom outfits at a public health promotion.

More than 5,000 condoms and two weeks’ work went into making the two dresses, reports People’s Daily.

“They’re a visual shock, and good to remind people of the importance of safe sex,” said a hospital spokesman.

The two nurses handed out booklets and condoms to onlookers at the event, held to mark World Aids Day.

The hospital used another 10,000 condoms to make a banner, reading “Combating AIDS, Implementing Commitments”, for the event.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2623921.html

Tila Tequila is bisexual FAKER!

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In her MTV reality show A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila,  The show’s premise is that Tila is bi-sexual, but a source for Page Six is saying she’s totally straight and even has a boyfriend:

“She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.” Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she’s single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, “who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”

“Tequila has also been acting like “a diva” and become a “nightmare to work with,” said the source. “She arrives late and doesn’t talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on.”

Seriously folks, besides the fact MTV has gone beyond shitty television, who are these people celebrating the media career of a MySpace girl who ended up being the popularity winner? I mean shit even I have 3000 friends and I hate most of them.