Playboy playmate, Girl Next Door, now, fiancee. Kendra Wilkinson is on her way off the market. Yes boys, it’s pushing through. If a 2-and-a-half carat diamond engagement ring has anything to say about it, that is. The blinding ring given to her by fiancee, Philadelphia Eagles wide-receiver Hank Baskett caught her by surprise and basically sealed the deal. I dunno any woman who would say no to a big-ass diamond ring.

So, like I said, wedding’s pushing through. Although no wedding plans have been announced (venue, caterer, wedding dress designer) if the ring is any indication the ceremony will be grand. Those overpaid football players sure know how to woo a woman. One bit of rumor that has yet to be confirmed is if Kendra and Hank will tie the knot at the Playboy Mansion, as what Kendra originally wanted. Although I think it’s a shitty idea – getting married in the home of the over-80 ex-boyfriend you dumped for a younger man – Hugh Hefner seems to be okay with it. I’m sure with the 19-year-old twin girlfriends he has now, he’s long forgotten what it’s like to fuck Kendra.

The two other Girls Next Door have agreed to be her bridesmaids, so expect a lot of boobage and tight-fitting bridesmaid dresses come the big day. Although, nobody seems to know when the big day is. Let’s hope it’ll be enough time for Holly Madison to find a new date since she and magician Criss Angel’s relationship made a disappearing act. I’m sure with those big boobs will be a big help in snagging her a new boytoy. It’s expected that Bridget Marquardt will bring her nobody boyfriend who’s name I can’t really remember right now (told you he was a nobody).

I’m still crossing my fingers that this wedding won’t push through. Or maybe they’ll fight, and Kendra will find me in a bar and out of anger lets me fuck her silly. It’s a dream of mine. And the stuff I find here is enough for me to supply that dream with a lot of images.