Jessica Simpson drinks her sorrow away (twice in a row)

I know we’ve all been making fun of Jessica Simpson since she started in the industry, but now I suggest that we stop. For a little while. So instead of laughing at her recurring dumb-titis, let’s pause for a while to watch her as she wallow in sorrow after she’s been discarded by her boyfriend of two years, Tony Romo. Sure, Jessica’s being seen publicly partying, but really, it cannot be mistaken what she’s feeling inside. Look at these pics, isn’t it obvious? She’s about to… vomit.

It’s the second time this week that she went partying and got drunk. The last time she got wasted was at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee Simpson. The second time was last night. She celebrated her best friend Ken Paves’s birthday at Beso in LA, and looked a little too drunk as she was escorted back to her car.

I don’t really care about Jess’s feelings, though. Why I want to pause and watch her drown in sorrow is because she copes by drinking and we all know that girls do the nasty naughty things when drunk. Plus, Jess is a blonde. And you know what they say, blondes are more fun. So, Jessica, it’s okay to drink in order to heal your broken heart. Just make sure you wear skimpy little outfits when you party, okay? So there. If you want more drunk pics of Jessica, go here.