Brooke Hogan’s friend slept with Hulk Hogan

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Apparently Brooke Hogan’s friend Christiane Plante slept with Hulk Hogan while he was separated from Linda. Christiane came clean to the National Enquirer – for a chunk of change. Brooke is none too happy about it and vented her feelings on her MySpace blog, according to Page Six:

“I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father . . . I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.”

Here’s what Christiane said to the National Enquirer about her fling with the Hulkster:

“My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan’s real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed,” Plante said. “Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.
“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” Plante added. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Britney Spears Has Been Drunk and High Since 13

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In an exclusive interview with The Sun , Britney Spears’ uncle, William Spears, says Britney has been drinking and doing drugs since she was 13. Revealing a childhood that included an alcoholic father and constant fighting, William Spears says Britney is basically gonna die soon. Woo hoo!

After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went “buck-wild” on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: “She has tried just about everything – cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.”..”It got worse when she got famous and she found out that people would do what she wanted them to. She wanted to drink, party and go where she wanted to go. She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her.”…”Britney is in an unstable state of mind now and there is nothing anyone can do about it. She is not listening to anybody. She has fired all the people around her who cared because she simply doesn’t want people to tell her to stop doing the things she is doing…”If people think she has reached the bottom, they are very wrong.”

X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney’s Not Pregnant – Period!

Just click here, I’m not posting there pics, they are fucking gross.

Bloody hell! What does it take to prove to people that Britney is NOT pregnant?! We told y’all those pix of her shopping for pregnancy tests were a set up, but we’ve got the proof!!!

Check out the photographic evidence, if you dare!

Warning: these pictures are not safe for work AND incredibly nasty!

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britneys_not_pregnant_period-01172008.php#more

Britney Spears is officially a fucking poser

Britney Spears’ latest crazy behavior happened in the middle of an upscale clothing store!

On Jan. 13, the troubled pop star and her boyfriend Adnan Ghalib hit up the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, Calif., where they caused a disturbing commotion.

Britney grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan. Moments later, Britney came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks!

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells Life & Style.

“I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you f—— come near me!’ says the employee.

“Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.”

When Britney and Adnan stumbled out, Britney mumbled something unintelligible. “I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.

“Then she muttered, ‘F— you!’ and left the store.”

Listen, where is that loser youtube guy crying over Britney now, even he’s like “fuck this, she’s nuts” britney is no longer any sort of star or famous in any way, she’s crossed over to become a human spectacle.  Folk you’re watching a trainwreck in motion.

Britney No-Shows in Court… Again

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Britney Spears was expected to arrive in court this morning to argue that she should retain at least some visitation rights of her two children.  Although not required to appear, it was explained to her by her council that it was extremely important for her to show and explain her actions over the past few months.  Friday, TMZ said it like this:

Monday’s custody hearing could be one of the most important days in Britney Spears’ life  Brit needs to face the judge to explain herself if she’s got any hope of getting her kids back. Our sources tell us if she doesn’t show, or is uncooperative, it could be curtains for her custody case.

Oh, hey guess what…
Though her assistant and a mohawked Kevin Federline arrived early this morning at L.A. Superior Court for another hearing in the ongoing custody battle, Britney Spears is still a no-show.
Perhaps she’s in need of some rest.
X17online.com is running photos of the star and her paparazzo beau Adnan Ghalib hitting CVS drug stores around 1 a.m. early Monday.

Britney Spears Gets Released From the Hospital

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TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears was released from Cedars-Sinai this morning via an underground tunnel after a visit from Dr. Phil of all people and behaving like an absolute nightmare.

We are hearing from multiple sources that Britney Spears is throwing a fit on the 7th floor of Cedars-Sinai. She is demanding to leave, screaming at the staff, will not lie or sit still, we’re told. From all indications, she is being held on a 5150, which means she is a danger to herself and others. Typically, people in that situation can be held for 72 hours against their will. We have also been told she has pulled her IV out and is generally out of control. Another source at the hospital tells TMZ she could be heard yelling at various staffers and she was described by nurses as being “difficult.”

About her release:

Sources say the hospital released her without notifying any of the principles involved in the ongoing kiddie drama. So, you ask, how could she have been released so quickly, given that she had been declared a danger to herself and others? We’re told the “5150 hold” means that she can be held against her will for a max of 72 hours, but if the hospital determines she is no longer a danger, they can release her before that.”

Fuck that, I don’t care they need to leave her there or put her on an IV of mood meds.

Britney Spears Lost Custody and Visitation Rights

Gee, what a surprise. People reports:

Kevin Federline is “awarded sole legal custody and sole physical custody of the minor children,” court Commissioner Scott Gordon said in a written ruling after an emergency hearing. Gordon said Spears’s “visitation with the minor children is suspended pending further order of the court.” The order is in effect until Jan. 14. After the 40-minute hearing, Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said: “There are no winners here.” He said he was “not happy about any of the events that have happened.”…Spears, meanwhile, is not facing any criminal charges – for now. “The LAPD is not planning to file any charges against Ms. Spears at this time,” Officer April Harding tells PEOPLE. “The investigation is ongoing.”

Britney has gone from Poser to Retard, good lord

Britney Spears Completely Meltsdown

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Britney Spears has been detained and is reportedly on suicide watch amid extraordinary scenes after holding her children hostage and refusing to hand them over to their father at a court-appointed time.

The fallen popstar was stretchered bleary-eyed from her home under police guard and then taken to hospital by ambulance for tests when she was suspected to be “under the influence of an unknown substance”.

She is currently being held in hospital in Los Angeles pending a psychiatric evaluation.

She gave a one-fingered salute to photographers as she left the ambulance on a stretcher.

Arrested: Britney Spears pictured yesterday, the troubled star was detained by police after holding her own children hostage

Spears also faces arrest and charges if she tests positive for either drink or drugs. The dramatic stand-off began at 8pm (4am GMT) when two of Federline’s bodyguards arrived to collect the children.

Spears, who has limited visitation rights, refused to hand over the boys and police were called.

Police spokesman Jason Lee said today: “Officers were called to Britney Spears’s home. She was refusing to hand the children over to their father as part of a court order.

“We believe Britney Spears is under the influence and needs to be evaluated.

“At this stage we do not know what she may or may not have taken – that’s why she needs to be evaluated.

“But obviously if the test does prove positive, then we would be looking to move her to a police station and charge her.”

Officers began negotiating the children’s release and shortly after 10pm Spears appeared to let police and paramedics inside the home, which is in a gated community.

An ambulance then arrived and a wheelchair was taken into the house.

Today’s drama is the latest episode in the ongoing custody battle between Spears and Federline, who married in October 2004 but divorced last July.

Yesterday, Spears visited Federline’s lawyer Mark Kaplan at his office in Los Angeles to make a legal statement over allegations that she had “misused alcohol and other substances” in front of her sons.

Wearing a pink dress and sunglasses, the singer arrived 90 minutes late, according to Mr Kaplan.

She missed a similar appointment last month and again on Wednesday, when her law firm, Trope and Trope, filed a court motion asking to be withdrawn from the case due to a “breakdown” in communication with their client.

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