There are a lot of unflattering camera angles a person can be photographed in. Even stars have this problem, beautiful as they are. Ever since becoming an object of ridicule because of her noticeable weight-gain, the paps have been trying their best to find the worst possible picture angle for Jessica Simpson. And I do believe this intrepid photographer’s work has finally found it.
Yup, somehow, through careful maneuvering, this paparazzi has gotten some very unflattering pictures of Jess’ rather sizable behind. Yup, that’s her ass, hanging out in very very tight thong panties. Look closely and you see a hint of pussy lips just squeezing to get out. Seems like Ms. Simpson, despite her hefty bulk is not a fan of sensible underwear. I mean, she sported the granny jeans, so granny panties should be on the same order, right?
What really gets me thinking about these photos is the angle in which they were taken. It’s obviously an undershot, where the camera is positioned under the subject. So either the photographer was lying on the pavement and snapping away which kinda takes away the whole stalker-esque process of being a paparazzi, or the camera was dangling on one hand with the lens pointing up as they click away, hoping that the shots turn out well. Well, they did, and soon these pics will be the topic of conversation by bloggers everywhere.
Just goes to show that one should always wear the best clothing, both outer and underwear, because you’ll never know when and where (as in where on your body) you’ll get photographed. It’s a sobering reminder of what Momma used to tell us – always look your best. Famous people of all people should know this since they live in such close proximity to photographers and cameras and reporters. But every now and then, we get a great shot like this one, and we can bask in the fact that even celebs are not at all perfect. See more of those not-so-perfect moments right here, a site where Hollywood stars do not want you to go.
