If you ever thought in your deluded mind that you had a chance getting in between the legs of supermodel and Victoria’s Secret favorite Gisele Bundchen, then I’m sorry to say that as of this week, she is no longer looking – commitment or just plain mindless fucking. She has just recently gotten married to boyfriend of 2 years, football star Tom Brady. Hear that? That is the sound of horny men all over the world wailing…

According to Us Weekly,  the model and the football player got married Thursday night in a ceremony held in Santa Monica, California and was “very small and intimate” – with most guests being mainly immediate family, including Tom’s young son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Giselle wore a dress designed by Dolce & Gabbana. I would’ve preferred her to be completely naked, but I’m saving that for our wedding.

Tom Brady is one lucky mother fucker. Being married to the hottest woman on the planet today. Getting to fuck her anytime he wants. Getting her to do some pretty nasty things together. My mind is racing with a million possibilities!

I guess from now on, since Gisele is now a “decent woman”, I’ll just have to jack off to her sexy pictorials, re-watch fashion shows where she walks down the runway in next to nothing, and head on over here to see all the dirty stuff that Gisele has done over the years, stuff I’m pretty sure Tom wouldn’t want people to see. But who cares. You get to fuck her dude!