Kendra Wilkinson’s marriage pushing through. Waaah!

Playboy playmate, Girl Next Door, now, fiancee. Kendra Wilkinson is on her way off the market. Yes boys, it’s pushing through. If a 2-and-a-half carat diamond engagement ring has anything to say about it, that is. The blinding ring given to her by fiancee, Philadelphia Eagles wide-receiver Hank Baskett caught her by surprise and basically sealed the deal. I dunno any woman who would say no to a big-ass diamond ring.

So, like I said, wedding’s pushing through. Although no wedding plans have been announced (venue, caterer, wedding dress designer) if the ring is any indication the ceremony will be grand. Those overpaid football players sure know how to woo a woman. One bit of rumor that has yet to be confirmed is if Kendra and Hank will tie the knot at the Playboy Mansion, as what Kendra originally wanted. Although I think it’s a shitty idea – getting married in the home of the over-80 ex-boyfriend you dumped for a younger man – Hugh Hefner seems to be okay with it. I’m sure with the 19-year-old twin girlfriends he has now, he’s long forgotten what it’s like to fuck Kendra.

The two other Girls Next Door have agreed to be her bridesmaids, so expect a lot of boobage and tight-fitting bridesmaid dresses come the big day. Although, nobody seems to know when the big day is. Let’s hope it’ll be enough time for Holly Madison to find a new date since she and magician Criss Angel’s relationship made a disappearing act. I’m sure with those big boobs will be a big help in snagging her a new boytoy. It’s expected that Bridget Marquardt will bring her nobody boyfriend who’s name I can’t really remember right now (told you he was a nobody).

I’m still crossing my fingers that this wedding won’t push through. Or maybe they’ll fight, and Kendra will find me in a bar and out of anger lets me fuck her silly. It’s a dream of mine. And the stuff I find here is enough for me to supply that dream with a lot of images.

Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt find l’amour!

I’ll bet Hugh Hefner’s bawling into his silk robe right about now. All three of his “girlfriends” have now left him for younger men (and, really, isn’t everyone younger than Hef?) and are all set to lead their own lives away from the mansion.

Kendra Wilkinson is all set to marry football player Hank Baskett. He’s somewhat of an all-American hero, so as a result, Kendra wants to clean up her image to be Mrs. All-American hero. Ergo, no more nude Playboy photoshoots. WHAT?! Say it ain’t so Kendra! No more perky boob shots? No more trimmed bush pics? Sad, but true. She’s even getting her own reality show, thereby officially leaving The Girls Next Door. The new show will chronicle her “new life” outside the mansion and away from Playboy. Sounds pretty lame to me, but like many of you, any excuse to watch this blonde bombshell will always be welcome.

Bridget Marquardt on the other hand, is keeping her new found beau pretty close to her siliconed chest. Being the oldest at 35 (that’s 78 in bunny years) must have been difficult for her to see her much younger housemates move on quicker than she. Well, apparently her man has come, in the guise of film maker Nicholas Carpenter whom she met while on the set of her flick The Telling. No engagement or wedding plans are in the works yet, but Bridget seems pretty happy about the relationship so far and so things look pretty good. No word yet from her if she’ll continue to do Playboy after the marriage, but if she does, she’s only got a couple more years before she officially becomes extinct.

It would be interesting to see how things go from here. Will Kendra and Bridget find true happiness? Or will their love lives crumble and they’ll be forced to crawl back into Hef’s bed and magazine where they’ll be spreading their legs for the pages of Playboy once again? I’m hoping for the latter — not the heartbreak, just the continued nudie shots.

So, if he idea of not seeing these two naked again gives you withdrawal symptoms, head on over here and see Kendra and Bridget do what they do best: get naked for you!