Lily Allen attacks paparazzi after traffic mishap

Poor Lily Allen just can’t get a break. After expressing a desire to change her bad-girl partying and wild-child ways in the wake of her successful new album It’s Not You, It’s Me and subsequent hit single The Fear, here she is again causing quite a stir by attacking a paparazzi photographer after he accidentally rear-ended her car.

An altercation soon followed where Lily proceeded to scream at the guy. Not content, she starts hitting him on the head, kicking him in the shin, and lets loose a long barrage of swear words, She even tried to throw a water bottle as he continued to snap pictures of her.

Now, I’m all for being angry over something that’s someone else’s fault. But the mature thing she could’ve done was to call the police, file a report, get their insurance information, and contacted her lawyer. What was she trying to accomplish? What possible good could come from attacking someone for something accidental?

Then again, this is Lily Allen we’re talking about. Tabloid denizen and blogsphere fodder as she is, controversy seems to follow her everywhere she goes. Maybe this wasn’t an accident at all. Maybe the paps purposefully rear-ended her to get some kind of rise out of her. In the era of tabloid journalism where media outlets will do almost anything to sell a story (or in this case, a photo) sometimes this shit happens.

I just hope this whole thing gets sorted out without any lasting damage. As for Lily, I’ve got a bottle of Valium with your name on it. It’ll help you chillax. Meanwhile, check some more controversial celeb behavior right here.

Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen collaborating on music together

Is this another signal of the impending apocalypse? Maybe so, but at least we’ll have one more thing to mock while the world goes down in flames. Paparazzi and blogsphere favorites Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen have been spending a lot of time together — getting tattoos, hanging out — and now all that shared air seems to have given them the supposedly brilliant idea for the two of them to make an album together.

Okay, let me get this straight. Two girls who can barely sing will attempt to do just that, combine their voices together, record it, and release it into the world? Wouldn’t it be easier for them to just develop a bio-terror weapon to destroy the world with? They can get vagina juice from Paris Hilton for just that. To consciously create something that will seriously damage the health and well-being of the world’s population is clearly a violation of the Geneva Act or something, isn’t it? I seriously don’t know what possessed these two twits to come up with such an idea. A few hit singles and they automatically think they can provide endless auditory pleasure.

I have a better idea for the two of them to collaborate on. They should just do a lesbo porn movie together. Really. They should cast some really hot babes in it, and take turns sticking stuff in each other’s pussies. Bananas. Eggplants. The DVD  of I Know Who Killed Me. I even have the perfect title for it. L3: Lindsay, Lily, Lesbians. Vivid can finance it. Rosie O’Donnel can direct. I smell a hit! None of these aspirations of being taken seriously as a musician. They should just make money out of what they do on a regular basis anyway – exposing themselves!

You don’t believe me? Just head on over here and see all the crazy “accidental” exposures these two have gone through.