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Leonardo DiCaprio is a fucking idiot. Why? Read on…

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He’s had his share of sexy women from model Kristen Zang to supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Lately, he’s been fucking recent Sports Illustrated cover model and super fucking hot babe Bar Refaeli and has been for almost a year now. The two seemed like the perfect couple. Successful, wealthy, beautiful. They seemed to be destined for each other. I was ready to give up any hopes of bagging Bar myself because these two looked to be headed for forever. But apparently, forever does not exist in Hollywood. And perfection does have it’s drawbacks. You see, Leonardo DiCaprio, the once-twinky Teen Beat staple turned husky Martin Scorcese butt-boy has broken up with Bar. What?! Yep, you heard it right. Hence the headline.

Well, actually, they maybe broke-up. Let’s hear it from a blurred out face and disguised voice of someone close to the former couple. “They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split. It could just end up as a break but for now they’re doing their own thing. She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together, so he broke it off.” Yes, Leo did not want to move in with one of the most beautiful women in the world. He did want to go to bed next to her every night and wake up to her gorgeous face every morning. He did not want to have constant mid-night nookies and quickie handjobs while he shaves. He does not want to watch her soap her perfect pussy while she showers. Still not convinced of my headline?

I guess this man-boy thinks that because he’s pretty much the hottest shit in Hollywood right now that he has the pick of the litter. That’s because he’s pretty much guaranteed steady work thanks to his cinematic benefactor and believes that his star will never dull. Well, let me give Leonardo a little reality check: need I remind him that his last three movies were consecutive flops? Anyone see that steaming pile of shit Body Of Lies? Or the preachy documentary that’s as foul as it’s subject matter The 11th Hour? Or the major penis shrinker of a downer film Revolutionary Road? I didn’t think so, or else they wouldn’t be flops. He better re-think this “cooling-off” shit or he’ll end up fat, washed-up, and alone. All the chicks he let go of now lead happy, contended lives. All he has is is many flops. I don’t envy him one bit. The smartest thing he will ever do is to grovel and beg Bar to come back to him. Because I’m really sure a million other guys will be waiting in line to get with that hot piece. Check out just how hot this supermodel is right here and get an eyefull of other hot celebs as well.

Kate Moss gains weight, goes topless

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There are only a handful of supermodels from the ’90s that are still relevant to this day. Even smaller are the ones who manage to stay in perfect model condition since their heyday. I could run off the list here, but you all know who they are. Those who manage to stay on top of the game are still renowned and sought-after, even though they have gone waaay past their expiration date (which is usually around 23). They get into other things – acting, designing, some sort of business venture involving hair care products sold on infomercial channels. One of those models, however, has taken a slightly different turn. Yes, she is still talked about and sought-after, but not at all in a good way. Of course I am talking about Kate Moss.

The poster girl for heroin chic (eerily prophetic ain’t it?) during the early to late ’90s for designers like Calvin Klein and Anna Sui has been in the headlines for her bad behavior, drug habits, hard partying, and of course – the grand dame of all the topics – rumors of anorexia. Well, for a time, she was this slight, skinny model who would always be criticized for her weight (or lack thereof) and was considered by many to be the main cause of the rise in anorexia and bulimia during that period. Well, as you can see from these candid topless vacation pics, she does not seem to have that problem anymore!

Looking a tad bit paunchy and wide around the hips, Kate Moss is now a mere shadow of what she once was. Yes, she still manages to book a few magazine editorials and such, but runway and high profile campaigns come few and far between for her. And it doesn’t help that her supposed coke habit formed during the height of the supermodel era is alive and well to this day. Whatever the reason is, she has certainly packed on the pounds – not Jessica Simpson level of poundage, but surely a far cry from the rail-thin frame of her teens. So maybe that’s the reason why she’s so blase about shedding her clothing and going topless every chance she gets. Add to that a multitude of nip slips and upskirts that seem to be a regular thing for her these days. She’s just turned herself into a punchline, definitely not something to be proud of. Kinda like the stuff you’ll come across this place. So sheck it out and see the embarrassing side to your Hollywood favorites.

Gisele Bundchen’s Grade-A Loins Are Off The Market!

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If you ever thought in your deluded mind that you had a chance getting in between the legs of supermodel and Victoria’s Secret favorite Gisele Bundchen, then I’m sorry to say that as of this week, she is no longer looking – commitment or just plain mindless fucking. She has just recently gotten married to boyfriend of 2 years, football star Tom Brady. Hear that? That is the sound of horny men all over the world wailing…

According to Us Weekly,  the model and the football player got married Thursday night in a ceremony held in Santa Monica, California and was “very small and intimate” – with most guests being mainly immediate family, including Tom’s young son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Giselle wore a dress designed by Dolce & Gabbana. I would’ve preferred her to be completely naked, but I’m saving that for our wedding.

Tom Brady is one lucky mother fucker. Being married to the hottest woman on the planet today. Getting to fuck her anytime he wants. Getting her to do some pretty nasty things together. My mind is racing with a million possibilities!

I guess from now on, since Gisele is now a “decent woman”, I’ll just have to jack off to her sexy pictorials, re-watch fashion shows where she walks down the runway in next to nothing, and head on over here to see all the dirty stuff that Gisele has done over the years, stuff I’m pretty sure Tom wouldn’t want people to see. But who cares. You get to fuck her dude!