Beyonce narrowly avoided a wardrobe disaster while out on the town, and the entire male population is sadder for it. Her ever-elusive nips could’ve been front and center when an almost nipple slip happened due to a very, very low cut frock. But not to worry, we’ve still got a few decent shots of the corner of her areola making it’s way out of the dress, but I’m afraid that’ll have to do for now.

See, for as far as I can remember, I’ve always been fascinated with Beyonce’s nipples. Since her Destiny’s Child days they’ve always seemed to be forever shrouded in mystery. Then, when the vid for Crazy In Love came out, where Beyonce gyrated and rolled around the floor in tight shorts and a plain tank top (no bra) I was pretty sure I would see at least some pretty decent pokies. But alas, no luck. There must be some pretty heavy-duty pasties she uses to cover them nips up, because I ain’t ever seen ‘em. I even went as far as thinking maybe she had them surgically removed forever to not have to bother with them ever again.

But clearly she’s got ‘em. And just like her sis Solange who experienced pretty much the same thing a few days ago, Beyonce’s nipples have now come to light. This definitely goes into my treasure trove of incriminating pics of my favorite celebs, just like the ones you’ll find over here – the biggest stars and the hottest chicks and all the things you’re not supposed to see. So, check it out!