With the constant referencing of her derogatory nickname Horseface, it’s easy to overlook the inherent sex-appeal of Sex and The City star Sarah Jessica Parker. After all, with jabs of “Why the long face?” you can’t help but think of her equine face-alike when you see her, no matter how fashionably or provocatively dressed she is. Well, I came across these super-hot SJP photos and knew exactly why a lot of people consider this to be her hottest shoot – half her face is covered. Whether in shadow or by her flowing hair, we don’t get to see much of her mug which many consider to be her weakest asset. Strange how a star’s face can be her downfall. After all, she works very hard to keep a sexy tight figure. And considering she’s very short, she has to do extra Pilates stretches to make herself look longer. SJP is hot, just as long as you put a paper bag over her head.
Right now this stylish siren is in the middle of shooting the sequel to last year’s surprise mega hit film adaptation of her very successful and Emmy-winning hit TV series, but sources say she’s not planning on any other project afterward. Mainly because she’s getting ready for the arrival of her twin girls (or twin foals, as one website so cruelly put) from a surrogate mother. A surrogate who apparently has a slightly less-than-wholesome background. The woman is supposedly a punk-rockin’, pink-haired, part-time carpet muncher. Quite simply, she’s a bisexual rocker chick. But SJP and her husband Matthew Broderick chose her anyway, perhaps because this isn’t the first surrogacy the woman performed. She previously carried a baby to term for a gay couple and is now on her way to being THE celebrity surrogate. Okay, so maybe not, but if she ever decides to do this for a living, I’m sure SJP can find someone else in the Hollywood universe who’d be interested in her services.
Apparently, the arrival of the lil’ tikes won’t just prompt SJP to take a break, but to give up acting completely. Aside from the newborns, she’s also taking care of her and Matthew’s own son who is turning 7 this year. I guess she decided to give up the bright lights of Hollywood for the glamorous life of being a mother. I think it has more to do with the fact that she no longer attracts the type of projects that will want to be seen by a lot of people. Aside from the SATC movies (which I am fairly certain she will milk for all it’s worth) I really don’t see her doing anything else. Except maybe of course a remake of Black Beauty. I know, bad joke. But hey, at least we’ll get to see her doing something bareback! While the celebs here aren’t exactly doing bareback, they sure know how to embarrass themselves. So check them out.
