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Lindsay Lohan and Elle-Magazine’s-stolen-jewelries drama are so over. Oh, thank God.

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Weeks ago, it has been rumored that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the matter. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The magazine’s spokesperson even stated, “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

No word was heard from Lindsay regarding the matter. Well, it’s good if she kept mum about it to keep her out of trouble. Because this isn’t the first time Lindsay has been involved in this kind of fiasco. But probably she was just too busy bugging her on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to death.

Now, a few developments on the mumba jumba surfaced. It turns out that the missing jewels wasn’t even in Elle’s photoshoot with Lindsay; she didn’t even get the chance to wear them. So what the fuck was the fuzz all about? Is it just another ruse to get Lindsay up the headlines, or to promote the magazine issue where she was in the cover? I hope they realize that no one wants to hear from Lindsay’s misfortunes anymore. It’s pathetic, really.

But if you aren’t as tired as we are with Lindsay, visit this place for a boxfull of her scandalous past (and present).

Lindsay’s boozeless 23rd birthday in Las Vegas

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Yeah, you read that right. There were no alcohol in sight during Lindsay Lohan’s 23rd birthday bash at West Republic. Well, at least, DURING the event proper. It was actually the launch of Sevin Nyne, her self-tanning line, but she decided it be a double treat by also making it her pre-birthday party. Lindsay paraded 98% naked in different sets of bikinis all throughout her party.

Her on-and-off lover Samantha Ronson wasn’t at the event. Hmm.. are they off again, I wonder? well, it’s been days since they were “on” again, so… Or maybe they were prompted by the event organizers to stay the hell away from each other so they won’t fight and make yet another combat scene in the event. Ugh. I’m honestly really tired of these two. Can’t just Lindsay withdraw herself out of this lesbo phase soon?

Anyway back to her birthday bash. I can’t say she’s looking hot there, but her sister Ali Lohan is. Lindsay’s turning 23, so for fuck’s sake I do hope she (finally) listen to everyone else when they tell her to eat, because she’s looking like a stripper pole in her bikini pictures here. Her tits are her assets and I don’t want them becoming as much of a wreck as she is. Well, anyway, to see more of Lindsay and other Hollywood celebs, drop by here.

Lindsay Lohan can’t keep her hands off Samantha Ronson

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It seems like part-time lesbian Lindsay Lohan is not really over her little “phase” because she’s been hopping all over London following ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around like a lovesick puppy (or an irritating gnat – whichever you prefer) asking, begging even, for her to lick her cunt once again. Methinks no man has ever made her cum as loud as she has with the magic carpet-munching abilities of SamRo. So she’s doing the age-old tactic that has worked for so many men in the past like Bundy, Gacey, and Dahmer – stalking! In one night, Lindsay went to two clubs and several after-hours just tailing Samantha and her brother, DJ Mark Ronson, while keeping a little distance but clearly shadowing their every move. And SamRo is more than a little ticked off.

Since their break-up almost two months ago, LiLo and SamRo have been having a difficult time ending things officially. Lindsay has been frequently photographed leaving Sam’s house in the wee hours of the morning – clearly spending the previous night there – which leads people to believe there’s still something going on between them. Then there’s the feeble attempts at making Sam jealous by hooking up with man after man after man – hoping the paparazzi would publish photos and bloggers would write about her heterosexual exploits making Sam jealous. But even with those stunts, Samantha has stood her ground and denied her, saying the paparazzi pressure and LiLo’s wild child behavior is just way too much for her. But like any loyal dog that loves it’s master, Sam still accommodates Lindsay’s reconciliatory attempts.

So, what’s the two to do now? If Samantha is solid in her statement about not wanting Lindsay back, then this just makes LiLo a cheap, desperate, vagina-loving whore who can’t take no for an answer. But if LiLo is getting a vibe that Sam still wants to tap that but feigns interest, then that makes Samantha a cold-hearted lesbian bitch. If you ask me, these two deserve each other. The Fauxmosexual and the Dyke. Sounds like a Showtime series waiting to happen. If TLC ever gets tired of that Jon & Kate shit, there’s a goldmine waiting in the snatches of these two. Better sign them up before someone else does. See more of this crazy duo and other hot Hollywood celebs right here.

Lindsay Lohan looks like a crack whore. So what else is new?

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I almost went an entire week without posting a blog entry about car wreck and reformed vag licker Lindsay Lohan, but when I came across these photos of her taken some time last week, I just felt compelled to say something about them. The fiery redhead looks downright skanky in these photos and it doesn’t help that her eyes looked coked out of their skull. The skinny bod, the cheap-looking dress, the heavy eyelids – tell me this doesn’t look like the beginning of a really horrible gang bang scene in a cheaply-produced porno flick. And while the elegant-looking hotel room is supposed to add a hint of elegance and class, the way she stands and poses for these pics make her just look like a high-class hooker visiting the hotel room of a group of Japanese businessmen waiting to ravage her in every orifice. And I’m pretty sure she’s fine with being paid in cocaine.

So far it hasn’t been a good week for Lindsay. Just yesterday she was spotted leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at around 6:30 in the morning where she presumably spent the night. She was seen carrying a large purse and some clothes before jumping straight into her waiting car. I’m guessing this is what is known as The Walk of Shame – the I-can’t-believe-I-just-did-that strut after a one night stand that I’m fairly sure we’ve all done at least once in our lives. I would like to believe that this is their once and for all Final Fuck. You know, that one last sexual encounter after you’ve broken up to sort of seal the deal. Some people do it, some don’t, but this is usually indicative of a great sex life with your ex that you have to give in one last time. So in this case, I don’t know which of them is the better cunt licker. Who asked for what first? Only these two know the answer to that, and they’re not talking.

So all in all it’s been a pretty eventful week for Lindsay. Got gangbanged in a really expensive hotel room by a bunch of Japanese businessmen, and then going back to the bush for one last night with ex lady friend Samantha Ronson. Of course, this is all just conjecture. We will never know what happened for sure, we can only imagine. But there lies the fun, right? She gives us so much fodder for our made-up stories that it’s almost like she knows exactly what people will be talking about before she gets into another photo op. I don’t wanna give her that much credit, but if that happens to be true, this girl is fucking brilliant. That means she’s got all of us on her puppet strings and we are helpless under her command. Fine by me. At least I’m entertaining myself. And I do hope you are too. But if you want more than conjecture, drop by this place and see the real side of Hollywood – all the embarrassing and gritty details the stars don’t want you to know.

Lindsay Lohan is done with pussy and now prefers cock

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Turning her rail-thin back on carpet-munching forever (it seems), Lindsay Lohan spent a wild and crazy night with a bunch of dudes proving once and again that you can’t put a horny slut down. Yup, she was seen partying hard with a bunch of dudes and is now jumping from man to man hoping to score that one who would not only make her get her shit together, but give her the much-needed protein shake that she’s been missing all this time dating Samantha Ronson. Maybe now that she’s got a regular supply of sperm, she’ll get back a few pounds and not make her look like a concentration camp survivor.

Yup, she was seen recently looking as thin as usual and it’s only getting worse. And by worse I mean her boobs are finally feeling the burn. Known for her massive jugs, Lindsay has built a career out of them. And with the rumors of anorexia swirling around her, her breasts seemed to be unaffected. But lately her boobies have flattened out like someone let the air out of them, sagging down to her bellybutton it seems. Which is bad news for LiLo and her supposed foray into live, on-stage stripping. Who would want to pay good money to got a fancy Las Vegas hotel and watch some crack-addicted starlet bare her flat titties on stage. No one, that’s who. So hopefully she gets those babies back on track before they hit her knees.

And so, what can we expect out of our dear Miss Lohan now that she’s back on the straight and narrow (but for her hopefully curved and thick)? Maybe we’ll see her a bit happier from now on, a bit more satisfied. After all, it takes you missing something to know that’s what you really want. So this time away from the peen would help her re-evaluate her career, life plan, and spirituality. See, all the men of the world are right – the penis is a wonderful thing. And now that Lindsay is back on it, the world will be a much better place because of it. As wonderful as the wild and crazy celebs that you’ll find right here.

The Curious Case of Linsday Lohan’s Arrest Warrant

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Lindsay Lohan is a wanted woman. And not in a good way. I’m talking in a legal, cops-and-robbers, high-speed-chase-down-Sunset-Boulevard, throw-you-in-the-slammer-and-get-anally-raped-with-a-toilet-bowl-cleaner kinda way. Well, maybe not that extreme, but you get the point.

It all started with a little ity-bitty indident called a DUI arrest 2 years ago. And in celeb land, the law always moves so slowly since stars are always too busy making movies, starring in TV shows, walking the catwalk, or releasing CDs. Strangely enough, LiLo hasn’t done any of that since her arrest and yet it took that long for the case to get followed up.

And what exactly is the case? Well, according to reports, Lindsay was supposed to be enrolled in an alcohol and drug rehab program as part of her probation (that’s legalese for “Shut up bitch and do as you’re told”) but hasn’t been fulfilling her end of the bargain since practically every week we see paparazzi pictures of her drunk, wasted, coked out, or just plain out of it. So now, she’s been subpoenaed to show up at court and make her case. Something that LiLo has no intention of doing!

What is it with celebs that they think they can do whatever they want and not suffer the consequences? If I were Lindsay, I would take this opportunity to finally get my shit together. I mean, come on! Drew Barrymore had it worse than her and she’s fine now. What’s stopping her from doing the same? The constant media pressure? Here’s a tip: stop doing crazy shit so people won’t have anything bad to write about you. Your failing career? You can always do a sequel to Mean Girls. It’s not rocket science – the basics of career rehab. But first you gotta go to real rehab first. And don’t say no, no, no. You’re not in a position to making any decisions right now.

So, that’s my two cents worth on this whole Lindsay Lohan thing. Let’s just hope this whole thing gets sorted out so we can go back to admiring your huge rack and porn star mouth. You’re so much sexier without the crazy. We can go back to jacking off to your hotness, like the hotness we can find right here.