One is a British tabloid and paparazzi star who regularly poses bare-tittied on public beaches for all to see, the other is an American triple-threat 17-year-old Disney star who’s dating a 21-year old underwear model. One is dissing the other for not being a good role model to the young girls of the world. I know what you’re thinking – it’s a basic case of the pot calling the kettle black, right? In this case, I am inclined to believe that. Yes, British wild child Peaches Geldoff has just been quoted as saying that she’s a much better role model for young women than Miley Cyrus would ever be. She cites Miley’s pre-packaged glossy goody-two-shoes fake persona as something that is killing the originality of the youth of the world.

Peaches was quoted as saying “These girls that have been upheld as role models who are literally just girls who have been ferried from place to place, media trained, told what to do and just like complete veneers of people – people who are not even real. I’ve made mistakes, now I’ve come up from that and I’ve really bettered myself.” Yes, getting kicked out of your parents house for bad behavior, doing drugs every chance you get, getting a big-ass tattoo on your backside, and posing topless on public beaches is “bettering” one’s self? Excuse me while I use an English phrase, but I beg to differ. Any one who takes one look at Peaches knows she’s got bad girl written all over her. To call herself a role model is to call Paris Hilton a virgin. It’s a flat-out lie.

On the other hand, little miss Disney isn’t any better herself. Dressing up like a two dollar hooker since the age of 15 doesn’t exactly qualify as being a role model. I think she single-handedly was responsible for twelve-year-olds wearing micro-mini skirts. And tranny make-up. Plus the fact that you know she’s getting a mouth full of adult boyfriend dick every chance she gets. That’s another thing. A minor having a grown-up for a boyfriend? Parents across America must be shocked. So amongst these two, I will not side with either of them. Crazy Brit and Skanky Tween will have to battle it out amongst themselves as to who they think is a better role model. Until then, check out this place to see some of your favorite celebs battle for your attention.