Lady Gaga’s has a drunken lesbian moment

Lady Gaga has pretty much surprised everyone since she burst into the music scene a mere one year ago. With the release of her debut CD The Fame and it’s two subsequent number one singles Just Dance and Poker Face, she’s the latest hot thing in music these days. But what really surprised everyone was her strange and distinct fashion sense that no one ever though would gain popularity. But with Nicole Ritchie adapting her style on the cover of Black Book magazine and Paris Hilton dressing up like an alien hooker, it seems like Gaga has finally broken out into the mainstream. Although I wonder if these pictures will incite widespread girl-on-girl action.

It’s been pretty much speculated upon the sexuality of Lady. She’s overtly sexual, true, but she hasn’t been rumored to be dating any guy in show business or out of it. So when some paparazzi took snapshots of one drunken night out where she essentially gave a vaginal exam to her “female friend”, it sparked not just a million gynecology jokes, but serious discussion about Lady Gaga’s sexuality.

I don’t know if she’s a card-carrying member of the Carpet Munchers Association, or if this is just Gaga letting loose and having fun, but the underwear-loving dance diva has definitely got everyone thinking. Does she prefer taco over sausage? Does she have mad pussy cunnilingus skills? No one really knows for sure, except maybe this lady she’s practically finger-banging. All I know is that Lady Gaga has got to be one of the craziest, most interesting musicians to hit the scene of late. And if she does anything else crazy, we’ll be sure to let you know. Check out this place and see all those crazy Hollywood moments you crave for.

Marilyn Manson wants Dita Von Teese back!

After he got his weird-ass dumped by the woman he cheated on her with, Dita Von Teese is having none of Marilyn Manson’s heartfelt apologies. The shock-rocker has reportedly been calling and leaving messages for Dita, expressing just how sorry he is that he cheated on her (with actress Evan Rachel Wood, who dumped him recently) and that he wants to give their marriage another try. But Dita has been divorced from Manson for two years now, and has pretty much closed that chapter of her life. In fact, as a sign of her sea-change, Dita will no longer date weirdos.

Yup, you heard it here folks! She has expressed a desire for normalcy, saying that she’s looking for men who are simple, likes to hike and wear sweaters, regular guy bullshit. No more eyeliner-wearing rock musicians or strange-acting artists and actors. Just your run-of-the-mill average Joe looking to fuck a really odd-looking girl.

And I say odd-looking in the sexiest, sluttiest possible way. As you can see from the pics here, Ms. Dita likes to get a wee bit naughty. Add to that the paper-white skin, the jet-black hair, fuck-me-pumps and blood-red lipstick – it’s like dating a pin-up from the ’50s. Which might turn some guys on, so I’m sure a lot of dudes out there are sprucing themselves up in case they get a chance meeting with the goddess of burlesque.

But they’re gonna have to get in line, because according to Dita herself, she’s currently dating three men. Three! Now, that’s playing the field — the extra skanky way! But seriously man, can you blame her? She was married to the wierdest guy in music who looks like a walking corpse. Imagine having that fuck you night after night. You’d play the field too as soon as you get a bit of freedom. Now that she’s back in the dating world, maybe she’ll go back to doing more hardcore stuff, like the stuff you’ll find here – Hollywood at it’s hottest!