Hollywood’s “It” lesbian couple (as in “it” is drunk again, “it” is having a fight…) have taken a break from carpet-munching for a while to sort things out and re-evaluate their relationship. That would be Lindsay Lohan’s code for “I miss dick!”. After Lindsay was supposedly locked out of her and Sam’s house and a following screaming match that prompted the cops to arrive, speculation was that was pretty much the last straw. Everyone was waiting for the inevitable press-release that the relationship is no longer. The couple tried denying it at first, but eventually everyone’s suspicions were founded.

This was a long-time coming for the couple. When the news broke that LiLo was dating a woman, everyone accused her of being a fad-follower (apparently eating pussy is the in thing these days) and pretty much gave the two a very short shelf life. Pretty soon, the proverbial shit hit the fan and the press was inundated with reports of verbal spats, high drama, arguments, public displays of animosity – the everyone just lapped it up. People couldn’t get enough of their dysfunctional relationship, and yet somehow the two stayed together. What changed?

Well, for one thing LiLo has no money. She’s basically mooching off Sam since Sam actually works. Lindsay on the other hand hasn’t had a decent job in years. Second, try having a lesbian relationship where one of you is not a real lesbian under the intense pressure of paparazzi and the scathing, ready-to-ridicule world of bloggers and see if your relationship survives. All these elements including Lindsay’s already fucked-up personality really does equal pain and heartbreak. I’m not surprised that things turned out this way.

So, after all is said and done, Lindsay Lohan still has to face her life alone. She should just take everyone’s advice and just do porn. She’s got friends in the porn business, and I’m sure they’ve made numerous offers. She really can’t afford to be picky since she can’t act, can’t sing, lost whatever vestiges of normalcy in her, and has practically been naked in public. With her numerous pussy upskirts and nipple slips, she’s practically done porn. So until that day she says yes to getting fucked on camera, check this place out and see Lindsay Lohan in action.