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Lady Gaga and her many troubles

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She may be at the top of the world right now with her debut album The Fame selling like hotcakes all over the world, her first two singles off that album both went to number one, and she’s traveling the world performing to enthusiastic crowds all over, but American pop sensation Lady Gaga has her share of troubles too, you know. And believe it or not, it all is a direct result of her music. See, I knew it the first time I heard that crappy Just Dance: Lady Gaga’s music is nothing but trouble! No, but seriously, Lady Gaga has has some trouble lately, one stemming from her very colorful and risque, and another involved a fainting spell at a recent show.

First, she was in Russia recently when she was almost arrested because of what she was wearing. And before you go “Serves her right for wearing panties out in public!”, she wasn’t even dressed (or rather undressed) that way. She was reprimanded for wearing leather while visiting the St. Basil’s Cathedral in Moscow. Apparently it’s blasphemous to wear leather in that particular church? Whatever. There should be a big-ass sign on the entrance warning people to not wear leather inside that place to avoid trouble like this. That must have been embarrassing for Lady. But I guess she should have learned her lesson since this isn’t the first time the singer has had problems with the law regarding her clothing. In Chicago during a public outdoor shoot, a policeman took offense to her hot pants.

With regards to the fainting spell, well Lady Gaga in a recent concert in Georgia almost collapsed during her performance. According to The Star online,  “she has been working relentlessly since last summer. She has cris-crossed the globe on numerous occasions promoting her album… and the pressure has now started to get to her. “At a recent show in Atlanta she nearly collapsed on stage the day after a particularly wild night out. Her management have spotted the warning signs and do not want her going off the rails. “They’ve scrapped all her commitments in August to give her time to get her head straight.” So I guess that means Gaga is off the public radar by August. Can’t wait!

But seriously, with all the hard work she’s put into her (however crappy) music, she deserves all the success that can come her way. It’s not easy to do what she does, so kudos to her, panties and all. At least she’s actually doing something, unlike some of the celebs you’ll find here – doing mindless famewhoring and scandalous stuff just to stay in the headlines.

Lady Gaga hits a woman and knocks her teeth out

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There’s performance-level, and then there’s just plain mindless. Dance skank Lady Gaga, in a recent concert performance, was so into her shitty music, singing and dancing and waving her microphone around that she “accidentally” hit one of her back-up dancers in the mouth, knocking three of her front teeth out. The dancer was rushed to the hospital soon after the incident, where Gaga was very apologetic and even insisted on replacing the dancer’s teeth with porcelain caps. Well, it’s the least she could do for disfiguring the woman for life.

It seems that Lady has a lot of problems being on stage. There’s this incident, and a few weeks ago she was photographed on stage during a performance in one of her revealing outfits when photographer, upon closer inspection, noticed something out of the ordinary. That’s a pretty broad term for someone like Lady, but in this case it was quite disturbingly accurate. Zooming in on her crotch, you could clearly see her tampon string just sticking out of her twat, just hanging there, minding it’s own business. Very un-Lady like if you ask me.

So why after blunder after blunder (nip slips, upskirts, assault and tampon-peeking) is this woman still as popular than ever? How could a woman of this classless league win the hearts of music-lovers the world over, enough to have her first two singles consecutively go to number one? Well, I hate to admit it, but it’s because she’s hot. Yes, I’ll admit it. There’s something fascinatingly fuckable about this pop star that no matter how many idiotic things she does, she still manages to come across likeable. Maybe in a few years when everyone has had their fill of her will we all collectively exclaim “What was I thinking?!” But for now, while we still fnd her hot, let’s bask in the crazy world of Lady Gaga and eagerly await her next embarassing blunder. Which is exactly what you’ll find here – celeb blunders you’ll love to see over and over again.

Lady Gaga’s Outfits Are Very Arresting

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Lady Gaga, the wacky singer with even more wacky outfits could land in jail because of them. No, she’s not being taken in by the Fashion Police (although, a lot of fashion insiders would say she deserves a life sentence for her theatrical pieces) for crimes against style. I’m talking about the actual police who seem to have a problem with her somewhat-undressed figure making the rounds with the common folk.

As you may have noticed, Lady Gaga doesn’t like wearing pants. She constantly walks around in swimsuit or bikini-type bottoms as part of her dance diva persona. That’s absolutely fine for music videos, live performances, and TV appearances. But walking around in public with your snatch for all to see, well, the LA Police force has a slight problem with that. They say she’s violating like a hundred different public decency laws, and not to mention corrupting the minds of young people by basically advertising a sexual nature when she’s out in public. They’re afraid, I’m assuming, that she will spark a trend of panty-wearing teenagers going to the mall and populating the streets.

While I find that a tad alarmist, I can see their point. Fashion has gotten to be less is more. Skirts are getting shorter. Shorts are getting tinier. Shirts are getting sheerer. And while I do enjoy a hot momma walking around in as little as possible, I don’t want to see 12 to 13-year-olds strutting around like hookers. I’m not that perverted!

But I do see Lady Gaga’s side. She’s a performer, an “artist” as she called herself in defense of her wacky outfits. She can’t compromise her look as it’s part of her musical persona. When she’s in public, she’s basically promoting herself and her music. When she’s not working, I’m sure she looks just like everyone else. You’ve probably crossed paths already and not known it for all you can tell.

She’s taking the warning seriously, but she won’t compromise her artistic integrity just to appease “conservative individuals”. Let’s see just how far she can take her risque looks before the popo would have enough and throw her behind in jail. And when that happens, I’m fairly certain she’ll make something fabulous out of an orange jumpsuit.

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