There are some things you can count on in this life. The sun will always rise. The government will always take your money. And Shauna Sand will always look like a two-dollar whore. Yup, that you can be sure of, no matter what. And her latest fashion foray is no exception.
Deciding to go out on the town for dinner, perhaps to show off her newest himbo boyfriend, Shauna hit the streets (an appropriate phrase) in basically an undergarment and covered (barely) it up with a tiny leather jacket. And to top off the ensemble is her trademark bleach blonde hair, cock-sucking lips, and plastic jugs jutting out of her see-through lace slip dress. Add piles of make-up to hide the plastic surgery scars and she’s good to go. And the guy dressed like a cheap-ass male prostitute next to her in a strange way completes the picture. You gotta admire the woman for going all out.
While this sort of outfit will look good on any of the Victoria’s Secret angels, it does look rather cheap and skanky when Shauna wears it. I’m convinced that she could make a ten thousand dollar haute couture Balenciaga gown look like something from Sluts-R-Us (which would most definitely be Shauna’s kind of place) only because of all the work done on her. Instead of doing things to improve the way you look, Shauna opted for the Slut package at the local plastic surgeons office complete with fuck-me-pumps and pink nail polish. So why am I even surprised that she dresses like this?
Well, for starters she dressed like this for dinner. At a restaurant. Where people go to unwind and get away from all the ugly things in the world. How would anyone have an appetite sitting next to this. And I’m sure the overpowering scent of her cheap perfume wouldn’t whet your appetite either. So I’m fairly certain that Shauna does live in her own private universe where she thinks everyone wants to get in her pants. When in truth, all people wanna do is laugh at her. Kinda like the celebs you’ll see here caught in embarassing and compromising positions.
