Holly Madison: What happened after Hef?

Hugh Hefner’s then girlfriend number one, Holly Madison, seemed to be the only one among the Girls of the Playboy Mansion who did more than just baring her big plastic tits and talking nonsense all throughout the entire run of the Playboy reality show. Compared to the other Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson a.k.a. the typical dumb blonde and Bridget Marquardt with the annoying valley girl accent, Holly offered a strong character in the show helping out the magazine’s production by being some sort of a project manager in Playboy photoshoots. She’s not what you’d call smart, but she’s okay that’s why she became my favorite Playboy bunny. (That, of course, not to mention her big barbie-doll-plastic tits.)

Holly eventually moved on with her life and moved out of the Playboy Mansion to be with her (now, ex-)boyfriend, illusionist Criss Angel.They broke up after only four months, but I don’t really cared about them, so… There were news that Hef wanted Holly back after learning her split from Criss, but the awaited coming back of Holly to the mansion never happened. Instead, Holly joined Dancing With The Stars for another 15 minutes of fame, which, unsurprisingly, didn’t last very long as she suffered a broken rib while on the show.

So what’s up with Holly now? She’s currently in Las Vegas doing Peep Show with former Spice Girl Melanie B, and reportedly dating yet another freak, self-confessed sex addict Russell Brand. Well that’s just pure disappointment, if you ask me. On the dating Brand part, well, come on, Holly sure can do better. Just look at Kendra now married to Hank Baskett of the NFL. Holly can hook up with anyone she wants to hook up with and not settle on bath-allergic dudes. Anyway, to the Peep Show part, I say its disappointing because Holly only goes topless on the show. Of course, we’d love to see her strip all the way, every day. In the meantime, while waiting for her to strip naked live, drop by here first to see Holly Madison’s nude pics and those of the other Girls next Door.

Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt find l’amour!

I’ll bet Hugh Hefner’s bawling into his silk robe right about now. All three of his “girlfriends” have now left him for younger men (and, really, isn’t everyone younger than Hef?) and are all set to lead their own lives away from the mansion.

Kendra Wilkinson is all set to marry football player Hank Baskett. He’s somewhat of an all-American hero, so as a result, Kendra wants to clean up her image to be Mrs. All-American hero. Ergo, no more nude Playboy photoshoots. WHAT?! Say it ain’t so Kendra! No more perky boob shots? No more trimmed bush pics? Sad, but true. She’s even getting her own reality show, thereby officially leaving The Girls Next Door. The new show will chronicle her “new life” outside the mansion and away from Playboy. Sounds pretty lame to me, but like many of you, any excuse to watch this blonde bombshell will always be welcome.

Bridget Marquardt on the other hand, is keeping her new found beau pretty close to her siliconed chest. Being the oldest at 35 (that’s 78 in bunny years) must have been difficult for her to see her much younger housemates move on quicker than she. Well, apparently her man has come, in the guise of film maker Nicholas Carpenter whom she met while on the set of her flick The Telling. No engagement or wedding plans are in the works yet, but Bridget seems pretty happy about the relationship so far and so things look pretty good. No word yet from her if she’ll continue to do Playboy after the marriage, but if she does, she’s only got a couple more years before she officially becomes extinct.

It would be interesting to see how things go from here. Will Kendra and Bridget find true happiness? Or will their love lives crumble and they’ll be forced to crawl back into Hef’s bed and magazine where they’ll be spreading their legs for the pages of Playboy once again? I’m hoping for the latter — not the heartbreak, just the continued nudie shots.

So, if he idea of not seeing these two naked again gives you withdrawal symptoms, head on over here and see Kendra and Bridget do what they do best: get naked for you!