She carried a baby for nine months, then weaned the baby for months after, so it’s no surprise that as soon as Ashlee Simpson decided to stop breastfeeding, she hit the sauce big time. Too bad it happened in a public place. At a high-profile event. In front of her husband Pete Wentz’s ex-girlfriend. And to make matters worse – bitch went ahead and said something really really nasty. Yup. The triangle of Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and ex-girlfriend Michelle Trachtenberg found themselves in a very awkward moment when Ashlee went a little too far with the booze and experienced verbal diarrhea directed towards Michelle.

The three were at the DJ Hero video game launch party and people could see that the group did look awkward with each other. Actually, it was Ashlee who looked uncomfortable with the situation. Obviously, she seemed like she had something to say, but didn’t for the sake of propriety. Then, the booze started flowing. Soon after, Ashlee started acting differently and began gyrating stripper-like on Pete which kinda made things uncomfortable for EVERYONE at the party. Sure enough, Pete decided to pull his missus away to a more private location when, upon leaving, witnesses heard Ashlee say to Michelle “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!” which just left Michelle looking stunned and confused. What a way to make a spectacle of one’s self, huh?

I don’t know what brought this about. If it was Ashlee who cheated on Michelle and Pete’s relationship, then why is she the one being a bitch? I guess no one will ever know. All we know is that Pete told people that the whole thing was just a little misunderstanding and that Ashlee apoloigized to Michelle for the remark and now eveything is hunky-dory. Sound kinda fishy to me, but hey, Hollywood is such a small town. These two are bound to run into each other again, and when that happens you can be sure the paps will be all over that shit. One thing I do know for sure, I don’t think Michelle will be guesting on Melrose Place 2.0 anytime soon until this whole thing blows over. That and Ashlee won’t be asking Michelle to be her baby’s godmother. If you want to see more crazy bitches doing embarassing stuff, drop by here.