Celebrity Poser

Paris Hilton’s movie The Hottie and The Nottie completely tanked this weekend. To be honest, I’m surprised it made more than $1.50. But, I’m no box office analyst. Fortunately the folks at Fantasy Moguls are and, like my fifth grade girlfriend, did the math for me:

The final count will show that the critically reviled comedy featuring the seemingly talentless Hilton has sold a meager $25,500 in tickets at 111 locations over the weekend. That’s only $230 per screen for theaters that were convinced to book this disaster. That means that, based on an $8 average ticket price, 29 paying customers showed up at each location over the 3-day.

Legend has it Paris Hilton tried to dance onstage during a 50 Cent performance over Super Bowl weekend. 50 wasn’t having none of that and swore at Paris until she presumably got her bitch-ass off the stage.

Barron Hilton (Paris and Nicky’s grandfather) has donated 97% of wealth to charity according to the NY Daily News.

That means granddaughter Paris Hilton, who once stood to inherit $100 million or more by some accounts, could end up with a measly $5 million or so.

“The whole family will be devastated, particularly [Paris' mom] Kathy,” a pal of the clan told the Daily News last night.

“Some of them could be likely to contest the will - it’ll be in the courts longer than Anna Nicole Smith versus J. Howard Marshall.”

Barron Hilton is worth an estimated $2.3 billion, including the $1.2 billion he made from the sale of the Hilton Hotels and Harrah’s casino chains.

All but 3% of the money will go into a charitable trust to benefit the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, which was started by his father, the foundation announced yesterday.

The foundation funds clean water in Africa, education for blind children and housing for the mentally ill.

Seriously I don’t know what to post here, these lips are fucking ridiculous.  I’m all for girls looking better, but not installing a Reebok pump system into there lips.

Paris Hilton took her new Swedish model boyfriend Alexander von Zweigbergk Vaggo to meet her parents for dinner at Madeos in Beverly Hills. Paris’ parents Rick and Kathy were celebrating their 28th anniversary together. The highlight of the evening will be when Rick leans over to Alex and whispers, “There are two condoms in my hand. I want you to wear them both at the same time. Don’t ask any questions. You seem like good people.” Alex will then ask “Is this to, how you say, not make baby?” Rick will smile and say, “Don’t worry, Kathy and I took care of that when she was 16. Thank you, Mexican free clinic. Ha ha, good times. No, seriously, the rubbers are to protect your ding-dong, son. Jesus, don’t you read the papers?”

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/working_paris_new_boyfriend_meets_folks.php