Kate Moss gains weight, goes topless

Posted on May 7, 2009 by celebs

There are only a handful of supermodels from the ’90s that are still relevant to this day. Even smaller are the ones who manage to stay in perfect model condition since their heyday. I could run off the list here, but you all know who they are. Those who manage to stay on top of the game are still renowned and sought-after, even though they have gone waaay past their expiration date (which is usually around 23). They get into other things – acting, designing, some sort of business venture involving hair care products sold on infomercial channels. One of those models, however, has taken a slightly different turn. Yes, she is still talked about and sought-after, but not at all in a good way. Of course I am talking about Kate Moss.

The poster girl for heroin chic (eerily prophetic ain’t it?) during the early to late ’90s for designers like Calvin Klein and Anna Sui has been in the headlines for her bad behavior, drug habits, hard partying, and of course – the grand dame of all the topics – rumors of anorexia. Well, for a time, she was this slight, skinny model who would always be criticized for her weight (or lack thereof) and was considered by many to be the main cause of the rise in anorexia and bulimia during that period. Well, as you can see from these candid topless vacation pics, she does not seem to have that problem anymore!

Looking a tad bit paunchy and wide around the hips, Kate Moss is now a mere shadow of what she once was. Yes, she still manages to book a few magazine editorials and such, but runway and high profile campaigns come few and far between for her. And it doesn’t help that her supposed coke habit formed during the height of the supermodel era is alive and well to this day. Whatever the reason is, she has certainly packed on the pounds – not Jessica Simpson level of poundage, but surely a far cry from the rail-thin frame of her teens. So maybe that’s the reason why she’s so blase about shedding her clothing and going topless every chance she gets. Add to that a multitude of nip slips and upskirts that seem to be a regular thing for her these days. She’s just turned herself into a punchline, definitely not something to be proud of. Kinda like the stuff you’ll come across this place. So sheck it out and see the embarrassing side to your Hollywood favorites.

Lindsay Lohan to spend the rest of her life in a bikini

Posted on April 30, 2009 by celebs

When you’re a celebrity and your career is in the crapper, there are certain things you can do to still try and keep yourself in the public eye. One, do an low-budget movie where you play either a lesbian or a drug addict or a serial killer (or a combination of those – drug-addicted serial killing lesbian) where you constantly take your clothes off “for art’s sake”. Another thing you can do is write a tell-all memoir where you dish on every celeb secret you know for the sake of your Hollywood friendships. Then there’s the go-crazy-shave-your-head-cry-in-front-of-your-house-while-the-paparazzi-snap-away tactic that was perfected by a certain pop singer. If none of those options seem at all appealing to you, then do what Lindsay Lohan did this past week. Get photographed in nothing else but a bikini.

Yup, the anorexic, seemingly former lesbian is currently vacationing in Maui where she and her family with her are literally stalked by the paps. And not wanting to disappoint, Lindsay is always rocking the bikini. First, she came out to a park where she caught some sun in a white swimsuit. Then she went on to do some city strolling in a black bikini bottom and some kind of top. Then she hit some falls in a black two piece string number. All the while the photogs are just following her every move and capturing every moment for the press. Which we, as celeb-crazy people lap up.

Now, first of all, despite the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan and can pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants, I don’t think that with her current bony-bod state that she should be walking around in a bikini 24/7. She could seriously hurt someone with that bony frame. She could impale someone while kneeing them in the groin. She could stab someone else with those bony elbows. If anything, she should be as padded and protected as possible when she goes out in the world. Because with all her legal troubles, I don’t think she should add manslaughter to her growng number of police cases. But as is the point of this entry, photos of Lindsay not wearing a bikini are nowhere to be seen. Funny that huh? So I guess she finally figured out how to stay relevant without pesky film projects or recording deals or modeling gigs – just go out in a bikini and wait. Soon, the talk will come flitting in after. But if you wanna see more than just talk but actual action, head on over to this site and get an eyefull of Hollywood scandals.

Michelle Rodriguez goes nuts on the paparazzi

Posted on March 31, 2009 by haunted

Fast and Furious star Michelle Rodriguez has had a very colorful showbiz life since debuting in the successful indie Girlfight. She’s had many arrests for DUI, run-ins with the paparazzi, celeb feuds, and now, she’s making headlines again. She recently attacked a paparazzi while promoting her new movie in Mexico.

From the short video I’ve seen, a local news camera captured Michelle arriving from the airport, being pushed out in a wheelchair. Clearly tired and somewhat sickly, Michelle was in no mood to talk to anyone. The reporter, who was speaking in Spanish, kept asking Michelle questions. I don’t understand Spanish so I couldn’t make out what he was asking. But if I were to venture a guess, it would be something along the lines of “What’s the deal with the wheelchair?” As the reporter got closer for what he probably thought was an answer, Michelle pounced. She jumped out of her chair – suddenly strong enough – and proceeded to chase the paparazzi, letting loose a stream of Spanish profanity that again I couldn’t quite get. And no, I won’t venture a guess.

From what I’ve seen of the clip, I couldn’t see anything the reporter did to piss off Michelle that much. Could he have asked if she really did eat pussy? Did he inquire about her feelings about her last DUI arrest? Or perhaps he posed a question about getting fired from Lost because of drunk driving? Whatever it was, it’s not on the clip, and clearly something was cut out. So maybe he did provoke Michelle and made her appear like a crazy ass bitch.

But don’t get me wrong – Michelle IS a crazy ass bitch. In fact, after she had calmed down a few minutes later, she didn’t apologize about what happened, saying that she’s only human and does “animalistic” things when angered. Nope, never thought that for a minute. Sure, she’s got those scary-ass incisors that look like she could bite your schlong off in one quick motion, but I’ve always thought of her as a strong, independent chick who likes to let off some steam every once in a while. Who doesn’t?

See more celeb blow-ups and bad behavior right here, where Hollywood stars get hunted down.

Britney Spears still contacting paparazzi ex

Posted on March 28, 2009 by hollywood

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Britney Spears wants to get back with her paparazzi ex Adnan Ghalib even though there’s a court-appointed restraining order for him to stay away from her. According to the UK newspaper The Sun:

“LONELY BRITNEY SPEARS is still sending desperate messages to British snapper ADNAN GHALIB – despite an order for him to stay away from her. The singer has sent a barrage of text messages to Adnan begging him to help her get out of living under the control of her father. But Ghalib, 36, is unable to reply because he has been ordered by a judge not to communicate with Britney for three years. A source said: “She keeps sneaking messages to Adnan begging him to help her win back her freedom. “She says she is lonely and misses being able to date the men she chooses. She feels trapped. She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship. Some messages have got back to her via her hairdressers and style team – but Adnan cannot contact her otherwise he will face jail.”

Looks like Britney’s doing one of two things – A: She’s being a stupid bitch, going after a man who almost single-handedly ruined her life and basically saw her as a cash cow. Or B: She’s being a world-class tease, baiting him with something he can never have without facing possible jail time. I’m leaning more toward the latter. Britney’s gotten wiser with her career since her very successful comeback. So Britney blue-balling Adnan seems like something right up her alley.

So I do hope that this teasing doesn’t get consummated or I’ll be very disappointed in my girl Brit-Brit. Let’s hope this doesn’t make her spiral back into crazy – you know, the stuff you’ll find here – because she looks like she’s on the right track in getting her life together. Let’s hope.

Classic boob see through pics of Anne Hathaway

Posted on March 23, 2009 by celebs

I know, she bared her breasts in Brokeback Mountain, and although I’ve never seen it, did some pretty nasty things in the indie Havoc, but Anne Hathaway has got to be one of the squeaky-cleanest young actresses working in Hollywood today. I just can’t get the image of young little Mia Thermopolis from Princess Diaries out of my head when I see her. Or her completely out-of-place Andie Sachs in Devil Wears Prada. And while she may have gotten an Academy Award nomination for playing a recovering drug addict smoker with a potty mouth to make a sailor blush in the Jonathan Demme indie Rachel Getting Married, I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that she’s all grown up. Or in any way naughty. Thankfully these pics came up.

Now, it’s one thing to bare your boobs on screen. That’s for artistic merit. The script needs it, you’re being professional, you really need that paycheck… whatever! But for you to attend a movie premiere in a sheer blouse, where flashbulbs from the paparazzi capture every wrinkle and nose hair down to the last millimeter, why would you even consider going out without a bra?

Why? ‘Cause she’s nasty, that’s why. Yup. She can’t say that she didn’t know the pictures were gonna turn out that way. She can’t say she had no idea just how sheer her top was. No. It’s clear she wanted to give the photogs something to print and the bloggers something to write about. Oh, and for people like you and me, something to jack off to.

Looking at those nice, round boobies, you can’t help but feel a little dirty considering she started this whole movie thing at such a young age, with Disney, no less. So can you blame me for feeling a little bit pervy? Still, one look at that womanly frame is enough to tell you she ain’t a kid anymore. She’s all grown up. And like a grown woman, she deserves a ramming up the vajayjay good. Let’s hope those pictures come out soon. Until then, check out this site and see what else on Hollywood naughtiest you can find.

Lily Allen attacks paparazzi after traffic mishap

Posted on March 13, 2009 by haunted

Poor Lily Allen just can’t get a break. After expressing a desire to change her bad-girl partying and wild-child ways in the wake of her successful new album It’s Not You, It’s Me and subsequent hit single The Fear, here she is again causing quite a stir by attacking a paparazzi photographer after he accidentally rear-ended her car.

An altercation soon followed where Lily proceeded to scream at the guy. Not content, she starts hitting him on the head, kicking him in the shin, and lets loose a long barrage of swear words, She even tried to throw a water bottle as he continued to snap pictures of her.

Now, I’m all for being angry over something that’s someone else’s fault. But the mature thing she could’ve done was to call the police, file a report, get their insurance information, and contacted her lawyer. What was she trying to accomplish? What possible good could come from attacking someone for something accidental?

Then again, this is Lily Allen we’re talking about. Tabloid denizen and blogsphere fodder as she is, controversy seems to follow her everywhere she goes. Maybe this wasn’t an accident at all. Maybe the paps purposefully rear-ended her to get some kind of rise out of her. In the era of tabloid journalism where media outlets will do almost anything to sell a story (or in this case, a photo) sometimes this shit happens.

I just hope this whole thing gets sorted out without any lasting damage. As for Lily, I’ve got a bottle of Valium with your name on it. It’ll help you chillax. Meanwhile, check some more controversial celeb behavior right here.

Nicollette Sheridan gives good lip, the kind in her panties

Posted on March 9, 2009 by celebs

She may be exiting Desperate Housewives, but Nicollette Sheridan gives us something to remember her by. Forget her scantily clad character Edie, the sultry denizen of Wisteria Lane – no, no steamy sex scene and sexy lingerie outfit will come close to this: an upskirt with a bonus flash of cunt lip. As she hit up the restaurant Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, photogs snapped her getting out of her car where unfortunately (for her, fortunately for us) they got a few shots of her cougar snatch. Thinking it was safe to display her long, shapely legs she didn’t even bother to cover up her crotch where a little labia peeked through as if to say “Hello world!” or at least wave at the paps. Something tells me she won’t be ordering shrimp dumplings again after seeing these pics.

The 46 year old celeb who is set to leave the acclaimed top-rating comedy in the season finale is keeping mum on the departure. Will she be killed off? Is she just going to leave? Nothing is definite about Edie’s exit. But one thing is supposedly sure – creator Marc Cherry is responsible for Nicollette leaving. Not because of bad blood or anything like that, just because he’s taking the show in another direction story-wise, and Edie’s leaving is sort of the catalyst for that.

Now, I’m all for creative departures to improve a show, but I don’t see how the show could be made better by the axing of one of it’s major characters. Edie delivers the much loved crass sexuality that embodies the essence of a desperate housewife, and to have her kicked off the show will definitely trow off the perfect comedic balance the show has now.

Either way, I’m not worried. Whether she leaves or stays, dies or lives, Edie, and of course Nicollette will always have an awesome body of work (and body, period!) to give me hours of jack-off material, kinda like the ones I found over here. And if she continues to do “accidents” like these, something tells me we won’t see the last of Nicollette yet. After all, you can’t put a good cougar down.

Paris Hilton continues to be classy

Posted on March 6, 2009 by haunted

Whenever Paris Hilton hits the town, you know something terrible is gonna happen. America’s favorite skank went out with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and on the way home decided to give the paps something to snap. Yes, you guessed it – she flashed her panties.

Walking down the stairs of restaurant My House, Paris thought it the perfect opportunity for some panty flashing. Spotting the photogs at the foot of the stairs probably made her think “Great, paparazzi! Too bad I’m wearing panties tonight. Oh, well, gotta stay in the headline…” and bam, there we have it.

And if that wasn’t enough, in the car drive home, Paris and Doug decided to do a little tongue hockey for all to see. She must’ve thought she had to do something to make for her wearing panties. So a little tongue action for the photogs oughtta do it. I wonder if she talked to Doug about it before hand – the exact amount of tongue to show, angles for the most effective view, the wideness of the mouth – that sort of stuff. I’m fairly certain that Paris thinks about this stuff and plans this in advance. Any mediawhore worth her salt would do the exact thing.

So it never fails to amaze me when stuff like this happens to Paris. Not because I’m shocked when it does, but rather that it gets reported everytime. Here is a woman who practically has the entire media blogsphere in the palm of her hands, and we play right into them. That’s it. This is the last Paris Hilton blog entry I will ever write. That is… until she does some other thing that’ll make me go OMG! Just like the stuff you’ll find over here — celebs at their most OMG.

Denise Richards’ Pussy After Two Kids

Posted on February 23, 2009 by celebs

The once hot and sexy and stuff of wet dreams Denise Richards has become something of a second-rate fuck-fantasy these days. Being hitched to Charlie Sheen would do that to you, I suppose. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still hot considering she’s got two kids and everything. But clearly, that’s wreaked havoc on her twat.

While we don’t get to see the full cooch shot, you can clearly see in these upshorts photos that the area surrounding her pussy lips has taken on a decidedly slack appearance — kinda like a balloon that had the air taken out of it. Or a tire in the same manner. That’s what happens when you try to push a watermelon out of your nose — twice!

She’s still doing good these days though. She’s returning to TV after her reality show stint It’s Complicated flopped royally. Now she’s taking a more tried and true approach — dancing her way into the hearts and TV sets of middle-American audiences on the popular TV show Dancing With The Stars. Her season doesn’t start until about three weeks from now, so Denise is doing her best to get into shape and learning the dance moves for the show. I certainly hope she does kagels to try and tighten those pussy muscles. I know that nobody would be able to see that part of her anatomy, but hey, you may never know! She could have some horrible wardrobe disaster while doing a double squat spin ball change gancho into a rond outside turn enchufla combination (okay, I have no idea what half of those things are) and have something like this happen again. At least if her pussy gets photographed again, we’ll be able to compare and contrast.

I am pretty interested to see how she does. If you are as well, then check out Dancing With The Stars when it returns in March. Meanwhile, head on over here if you’re craving for vintage Denise Richards, as well as some other steamy celeb gossip, scandal, and news.

Beyonce’s Almost Nip Slip

Posted on February 21, 2009 by hollywood

Beyonce narrowly avoided a wardrobe disaster while out on the town, and the entire male population is sadder for it. Her ever-elusive nips could’ve been front and center when an almost nipple slip happened due to a very, very low cut frock. But not to worry, we’ve still got a few decent shots of the corner of her areola making it’s way out of the dress, but I’m afraid that’ll have to do for now.

See, for as far as I can remember, I’ve always been fascinated with Beyonce’s nipples. Since her Destiny’s Child days they’ve always seemed to be forever shrouded in mystery. Then, when the vid for Crazy In Love came out, where Beyonce gyrated and rolled around the floor in tight shorts and a plain tank top (no bra) I was pretty sure I would see at least some pretty decent pokies. But alas, no luck. There must be some pretty heavy-duty pasties she uses to cover them nips up, because I ain’t ever seen ‘em. I even went as far as thinking maybe she had them surgically removed forever to not have to bother with them ever again.

But clearly she’s got ‘em. And just like her sis Solange who experienced pretty much the same thing a few days ago, Beyonce’s nipples have now come to light. This definitely goes into my treasure trove of incriminating pics of my favorite celebs, just like the ones you’ll find over here – the biggest stars and the hottest chicks and all the things you’re not supposed to see. So, check it out!

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