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Jessica Simpson and her giant ass in a thong

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There are a lot of unflattering camera angles a person can be photographed in. Even stars have this problem, beautiful as they are. Ever since becoming an object of ridicule because of her noticeable weight-gain, the paps have been trying their best to find the worst possible picture angle for Jessica Simpson. And I do believe this intrepid photographer’s work has finally found it.

Yup, somehow, through careful maneuvering, this paparazzi has gotten some very unflattering pictures of Jess’ rather sizable behind. Yup, that’s her ass, hanging out in very very tight thong panties. Look closely and you see a hint of pussy lips just squeezing to get out. Seems like Ms. Simpson, despite her hefty bulk is not a fan of sensible underwear. I mean, she sported the granny jeans, so granny panties should be on the same order, right?

What really gets me thinking about these photos is the angle in which they were taken. It’s obviously an undershot, where the camera is positioned under the subject. So either the photographer was lying on the pavement and snapping away which kinda takes away the whole stalker-esque process of being a paparazzi, or the camera was dangling on one hand with the lens pointing up as they click away, hoping that the shots turn out well. Well, they did, and soon these pics will be the topic of conversation by bloggers everywhere.

Just goes to show that one should always wear the best clothing, both outer and underwear, because you’ll never know when and where (as in where on your body) you’ll get photographed. It’s a sobering reminder of what Momma used to tell us – always look your best. Famous people of all people should know this since they live in such close proximity to photographers and cameras and reporters. But every now and then, we get a great shot like this one, and we can bask in the fact that even celebs are not at all perfect. See more of those not-so-perfect moments right here, a site where Hollywood stars do not want you to go.

Britney Spears has an (almost) nip slip

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I just realized the wierdest thing. We’ve seen her shaved pussy. We’ve seen her shaved head. But I don’t believe we’ve ever seen Britney Spears do a full-on nipple slip. With all of her insane antics during the whole “breakdown” phase where she threw caution (and her underwear) to the wind, she’s been pretty careful about her knockers. Even now, with the discovery of these pics, we still don’t get to see the full nipple.

Here we see Brit Brit, date unknown but from the looks of things I think this is about after Blackout but before Circus. She’s just strolling out and about, when POP! down goes her blouse. True enough the paparazzi was there to document the whole thing, including a camera practically in her face (or in this case, boob) surely using that zoom lens to the fullest. It’s amazing how close he is. Anyway, with all this commotion Britney forgot she wasn’t wearing a bra (she has issues with remembering underwear?) and almost let it all hang out. She stops herself in the nick of time, but not before we get a glorious look at half of her areola.

It always amazes me when I see a celebrity nip slip. Haven’t you guys heard of double-side tape? I mean, it’s like, what, 40 cents at the local mom and pop. For celebs who make millions of dollars, what’s a mere 40 cents compared to the shame and infamy of exposing your boobs in public? But then again, we’re talking about Crazy Britney here. You know, 2005 Britney. So I’m not surprised at the “accident”. I’m surprised she didn’t take the dress off and start dancing buck naked as the paps descended on her like hungry vultures.

So, now that all is normal in the world of Brit Brit, we’ll just hafta settle for on-stage pussy slips, crazy text messages to Anand, and constant wailing about being treated like a kid by her over-protective parents. Well, In my opinion, if you don’t want to be treated like a child, you have to stop acting like one. But trust Britney to bring out the crazy very very soon. Just like the insanity you’ll find here – sexy and crazy Britney Spears just for your enjoyment.

Paris Hilton Fugly Outfit Number 2,098,344,012

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Whatever possessed Paris Hilton to think that this ensemble was in any way A: Fashion-forward, B: attractive or C: made any sort of sense must be the new psychotropic drug that makes you see things in a positive light, like thinking that Dane Cook is funny, Lily Allen has a good singing voice, or Teri Hatcher looks nothing like a witch. On my end, no amount of hallucinogens in the world would make me thing positive about this ensemble.

Sure, it’s eye-catching, but for all the wrong reasons. Take a black bikini, wrap some black string around it, accessorize with ugly bondage gear, and top with a completely ridiculous pair of sunglasses that look more like the front part of a space ship than fashionable eyewear. Why, pray tell, would anyone wear such an outfit? Because she’s Paris Hilton, that’s why. She lives in her own world where everything she does is important and she is at the center of the blogsphere. And yes, that is indeed true, but again it’s for all the wrong reasons.

Maybe if she spent a bit less time focusing on her fug-ass outfits and more on shedding a lot of that skank (not to mention getting rid of a butt-load of STDs that she’s probably riddled with) then maybe she’ll regain some of that hot fuckability that we all saw the first few times she entered our collective libido radar. I myself remember her to be this absolutely gorgeous creature who was so fresh and clean. I couldn’t get enough of her. I thought someone like her – a high-class heiress who grew up surrounded  by wealth, pomp and circumstance – would be way out of my league. Never in a million years would I get to screw anyone like her. Turns out, I have a good a shot as anybody!

So, I’m gonna push the image of this outfit aside and harken back to fonder memories, like when I first saw her sex tape and nutted like 15 times. You can see all those naughty Paris pics and vids here, as well as a lot of Hollywood hotties to fulfill your fantasies.

Shauna Sand knows people wanna see her tits

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It’s been a while since Shauna Sand appeared on the pages of Playboy. So in case you’ve forgotten what her breasties look like (after all, those pages of your copy might be stuck together forever), Shauna decided to have a little fun under the sun with her tits out for all to see. She gamely shoves them in the face of an unknown male companion (her latest victim, I presume) even going as far as lying on top of him and attempting to cut off his respiratory system. Or at least that’s what the pictures looked to me.

True to her famewhore form, Shauna had no qualms about displaying her massive boobage even when she spotted the stalkerazzi snapping away from some ways off. I find it hard to believe that this was a secluded place where photographers sneaked around to follow her. In this day and age of Twitter, I’m certain Shauna tipped off the paps about her location. Although, the idea of someone as old as Shauna knowing how to Twitter just tickles my funny bone.

When all is said and done, everyone gets what they want. Shauna got the publicity she so desperately needs to stay relevant in the celebusphere. Bloggers (like me) have something new to bitch about and tear apart. The paparazzi got to make some money by selling those photos. Heck, even that dude she’s with (I have this strange feeling she just grabbed him off the beach and started making out with him) got to know what plastic boobs felt like. Although, this being LA, he must’ve felt a few of them by now. So, high-fives for everyone! Once again, the famewhoring capabilities of Shauna Sand entraps us all. When her giant boobies beckon, we are nothing under their power. See more of that famewhore power with these celebs who, whether deliberate or not, we can’t help but follow every move. Check them out.

Britney Spears Lets Her Pussy Hang Out. Again.

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I told you Britney Spears wasn’t done bringing the crazy. While she has yet to resort to head-shaving and break-downing, she’s definitely got the paparazzi’s attention once again. And this time, people are talking. The incident of topic: these bikini pics. Or more importantly, what’s hanging out of them. Yes, that’s Britney’s pussy.

At least, that’s what it looks like. It’s like a wedgie for your cunt, kinda like a camel toe, only the whole bikini front is riding up. Now, I don’t know if this is the result of having kids, or the weight loss, or just plain having her pussy stretched by gigantic dildos. Whatever the culprit is, Britney’s pussy has made an appearance once again.

This isn’t the first time this has happened. And I’m not even talking about the infamous panty-less paparazzi pics of her getting out of a car that have pretty much become the butt of jokes from everything from SNL to Mike Myers. No, I’m talking just a few weeks ago, while she was live, on stage, performing one of her songs during her comeback Circus tour. After a rousing song and dance number in a particularly revealing costume, the lights go out and, unknown to her that her mic was still on, exclaimed “Oh, my pussy’s hanging out!” Classic Brit-Brit if I say so myself.

And now, these pics surface. It doesn’t help that she’s cradling her baby in her arms, looking the way she does. You can directly blame the kid for stretching out her pussy lips. Plus he totally ruins the image. How can you get a woody looking at a hot chick with her cunt lip hanging out when she’s holding a two-year-old in her arms. I’m sure for some of you, that’s not a problem, so enjoy the sights of Ms. Spears’ inviting poontang. You can see a lot more over here so check it out.

Kourtney Kardashian may be a little drunk

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It’s gotta be tough to be known as just someone’s sister. Forever living under someone’s shadow. Constantly waiting for your time to shine. Such a fate has befallen many a celebrity siblings. So is it no surprise that Kourtney Kardashian likes to hit the sauce way too much. Wouldn’t you do the same if your sister was gigantic-assed slutbag classless Kim Kardashian. I’d be needing a new liver by now.

Kourtney was photographed leaving My House club wobbling and slurring and looking pretty much hammered like there was no tomorrow. She needed to be escorted by an unnamed female companion because it looked like she was gonna fall over at any second. (On a side note, it looks like the female companion is trying to cop a feel of Kourtney’s boob)

Now, while I can only speculate what exactly Kourtney got drunk over, but I have a few ideas. Yes, she just split with her douchebag cheating boyfriend Scott Disick a short while ago and maybe she’s still hurting over that. She should still be, since she mentioned in recent interviews that she’ll stave off dating for a while. That asshole must’ve hurt her bad. Why would anyone wanna cheat on Kourtney? She’s so smokin’ hot! This Scott is a real asshole nobody moocher mediawhore who was just clearly using Kourtney for her celebrity.

Speaking of celebrity, it brings me to my next speculation: Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Yes, the new season has just started and, although it hurts me to say this, maybe it’s all just a publicity stunt. She’s probably not even drunk. Hey, it’s possible. Coupled with Kourtney’s appearance in Maxim this month, it’s perfect publicity. Although, if you ask me, stagerring out of a bar drunk is not the way to grab headlines. You gotta go big, scandalous. Like the things you’ll find here – celebrities caught in moments they do not wanna be seen in. Check it out.

Miley Cyrus Hates Being Talked About

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She pretends to be Chinese while goofing off with a bunch of friends, the photos are leaked, and a shit-storm of controversy falls upon her. And Miley Cyrus’s response? “Stop treating me like a celebrity! I’m just a person!” Okay, I’m paraphrasing that, but basically that was the gist of her MySpace blog entry defending herself from all the nasty comments netted by the pic.

Now, she’s facing another sort of controversy where she again does her best to try and defend her actions. She’s gotten flack when recent photos of her jogging with panty model boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two were sweaty, he was shirtless, and she showing her glistening 16-year-old cleavage in a bikini top under a low-cut t-shirt. Bloggers and perverts from across the blogsphere pounced on the pics and lambasted Miley for not being a good example to teens and tweens and whatever other ‘eens she’s whoring herself out to.

Defending herself, she goes on Ryan Seacrest’s (yes, the same guy who tried to high-five a blind guy on American Idol) radio show, and spoke like the spoiled, irresponsible teen she is. She’s frustrated that people are making a big deal about the things she does — yadda yadda yadda and concludes with “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever.”

Seeing her side, yes I do agree that it’s unfair to judge each and every thing she does. I mean, come on – have you seen how 16-year-old girls dress these days. It’s like they’re auditioning for Flavor of Love. Miley’s outfit is tame by comparison. Having said that, most 16-year-olds aren’t making millions of dollars to be a poster child for good-girl behavior. Most 16-year-olds don’t have legions of impressionable fans who will probably do exactly what she does. I mean, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an epidemic of 16-year-old girls having 21-year-old boyfriends across America.

So in conclusion, Miley, be responsible enough to act like the little Disney princess execs want you to be. It’ll only be less than two years ’til you turn 18. Then you’ll be free to slut it up as much as you want. Not that you haven’t already started. Drop by here to see what I’m talking about.