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Kate Hudson goes brown and gets fat

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The staple of romantic comedies since she got nominated for an Oscar for the rock tale/chick flick Almost Famous has definitely gone downhill since. Kate Hudson, the bright-eyed, wide-smiled daughter of screen legend Goldie Hawn has done her best to separate herself from her famous mom, but this latest attempt at originality has gotten her seriously fug. Yup, she’s traded her golden blonde locks for a yucky shit-brown shade that looked like the dye was applied by blind people. And to make things worse, she seemed to have packed on the pounds, especially around the hips and neck. Guzzling down a plastic-cup full of what’s probably beer and walking around looking like some loud-mouthed trailer trash whore, one can’t help but wonder – What the hell happened to Kate Hudson?

Well, the answer is simple: It’s for a movie. Yup, this drastic change in her appearance is the result of her latest film called The Killer Inside Me where she plays a small-town white trash girl (hence the fug hair and the extra poundage) who may or may not be involved with a serial killer. This is Kate’s second horror/suspense film after the 2005 flop The Skeleton Key and she maybe didn’t learn her lesson that time so she’s hoping for another flop. Flops aren’t always difficult for her of late. After her only hit How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, she’s pretty much been downhill – career-wise – with flop after flop. Alex & Emma, Le Divorce, Raising Helen, You Me and Dupree… and the list goes on. Even her last release Bride Wars failed to catch the bouquet at the box office and ended up an old maid. So it’s easy to think that this latest incarnation of Kate is a result of depression and binge eating as the result of her failing stardom.

Well, let’s hope that this movie project will be good for her. She’ll be coming out in the fall all swinging, dancing, and singing in Rob Marshall’s adaptation of the hit broadway musical Nine – ergo Oscar bait for 2010. Then come summer or early fall of that year we’ll get to see this fug version of Kate acting alongside Jessica Alba, Casey Affleck and Simon Baker. And who knows, maybe all this fat and shit-hair will actually make people think differently about Kate – see her as more than just a RomCom gal. But if I were her, I would stick to what people want to see me in. I mean, look at what happened to Meg Ryan. If it ain’t broke Kate, don’t fix it. But if it’s a crazy Hollywood fix you’re after, head on over here and check out the hottest and most embarassing celeb moments this side of the net.

Classic boob see through pics of Anne Hathaway

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I know, she bared her breasts in Brokeback Mountain, and although I’ve never seen it, did some pretty nasty things in the indie Havoc, but Anne Hathaway has got to be one of the squeaky-cleanest young actresses working in Hollywood today. I just can’t get the image of young little Mia Thermopolis from Princess Diaries out of my head when I see her. Or her completely out-of-place Andie Sachs in Devil Wears Prada. And while she may have gotten an Academy Award nomination for playing a recovering drug addict smoker with a potty mouth to make a sailor blush in the Jonathan Demme indie Rachel Getting Married, I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that she’s all grown up. Or in any way naughty. Thankfully these pics came up.

Now, it’s one thing to bare your boobs on screen. That’s for artistic merit. The script needs it, you’re being professional, you really need that paycheck… whatever! But for you to attend a movie premiere in a sheer blouse, where flashbulbs from the paparazzi capture every wrinkle and nose hair down to the last millimeter, why would you even consider going out without a bra?

Why? ‘Cause she’s nasty, that’s why. Yup. She can’t say that she didn’t know the pictures were gonna turn out that way. She can’t say she had no idea just how sheer her top was. No. It’s clear she wanted to give the photogs something to print and the bloggers something to write about. Oh, and for people like you and me, something to jack off to.

Looking at those nice, round boobies, you can’t help but feel a little dirty considering she started this whole movie thing at such a young age, with Disney, no less. So can you blame me for feeling a little bit pervy? Still, one look at that womanly frame is enough to tell you she ain’t a kid anymore. She’s all grown up. And like a grown woman, she deserves a ramming up the vajayjay good. Let’s hope those pictures come out soon. Until then, check out this site and see what else on Hollywood naughtiest you can find.