In the history of music, there have been tales of terror about musical “divas” that strike fear into concert producers, hotel managers, designers, hair people, make-up people and the like. Stories that forever live in infamy and illustrate the idea that for certain artists, “no” is never an answer. Some names come to mind: Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Barbra Streisand – artists that have become iconic and important – and they know they are. Hence bitchy behavior, impossible demands, and temper tantrums are the norm for them. Now you can add another name to that list – someone that, IMHO does not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the aforementioned: Beyonce Knowles. Yup, first she sent a body double (who looked more like an anorexic Leona Lewis than her) to sub for her at an art gallery opening hoping that people would not notice the difference (They did. What tipped them off? About a foot of ass missing from the body double’s behind). And now, a recent trip to London further reinforced the idea that this major diva is a major bitch.

Staying at the famed Mandarin Hotel at Hype Park in London, she was invited to take a tour of popular UK department store Harvey Nichols and she agreed. Since the store was right across the street from her hotel, they figured she would have no trouble getting there. Boy, were they wrong. Apparently Miss Thunder Thighs did not want to walk across the street, instead demanded that she be driven there, along with two vehicles of personal assistants and bodyguards. So rather than a one-minute walk, it took them more than 20 minutes to get in the limos, drive down the street, make a u-turn, and park in front of the store, where Beyonce spent 20 minutes walking around and took the same way getting back to her hotel. Believe it.

Now, if someone like Liza or Bette or Cher did something like this, it would be completely valid. These are living legends who have contributed a treasure trove of talent to the music industry for decades. And Beyonce? Aside from teaching gals how to be “bootylicious” and having an on-screen catfight with Ali Larter in Obsessed, she has done shit. She’s only been around for a couple of years and already she’s acting like a grade-A cunt. She’s just another product of the music hit assembly line and grates her way through her “music” with nothing to back her. Maybe that’s exactly why she’s doing what she’s doing because she knows she’s not in it for the long run. That her celebrity has a shelf life. And that she knows she has zero talent. I won’t be surprised if soon she takes it all off for some slutty magazine as a last-ditch attempt to stay relevant. But if this ho is your cup of tea, head on over here and see more of Beyonce and some other hot Hollywood bitches.