There’s performance-level, and then there’s just plain mindless. Dance skank Lady Gaga, in a recent concert performance, was so into her shitty music, singing and dancing and waving her microphone around that she “accidentally” hit one of her back-up dancers in the mouth, knocking three of her front teeth out. The dancer was rushed to the hospital soon after the incident, where Gaga was very apologetic and even insisted on replacing the dancer’s teeth with porcelain caps. Well, it’s the least she could do for disfiguring the woman for life.
It seems that Lady has a lot of problems being on stage. There’s this incident, and a few weeks ago she was photographed on stage during a performance in one of her revealing outfits when photographer, upon closer inspection, noticed something out of the ordinary. That’s a pretty broad term for someone like Lady, but in this case it was quite disturbingly accurate. Zooming in on her crotch, you could clearly see her tampon string just sticking out of her twat, just hanging there, minding it’s own business. Very un-Lady like if you ask me.
So why after blunder after blunder (nip slips, upskirts, assault and tampon-peeking) is this woman still as popular than ever? How could a woman of this classless league win the hearts of music-lovers the world over, enough to have her first two singles consecutively go to number one? Well, I hate to admit it, but it’s because she’s hot. Yes, I’ll admit it. There’s something fascinatingly fuckable about this pop star that no matter how many idiotic things she does, she still manages to come across likeable. Maybe in a few years when everyone has had their fill of her will we all collectively exclaim “What was I thinking?!” But for now, while we still fnd her hot, let’s bask in the crazy world of Lady Gaga and eagerly await her next embarassing blunder. Which is exactly what you’ll find here – celeb blunders you’ll love to see over and over again.



