Lindsay’s boozeless 23rd birthday in Las Vegas

Yeah, you read that right. There were no alcohol in sight during Lindsay Lohan’s 23rd birthday bash at West Republic. Well, at least, DURING the event proper. It was actually the launch of Sevin Nyne, her self-tanning line, but she decided it be a double treat by also making it her pre-birthday party. Lindsay paraded 98% naked in different sets of bikinis all throughout her party.

Her on-and-off lover Samantha Ronson wasn’t at the event. Hmm.. are they off again, I wonder? well, it’s been days since they were “on” again, so… Or maybe they were prompted by the event organizers to stay the hell away from each other so they won’t fight and make yet another combat scene in the event. Ugh. I’m honestly really tired of these two. Can’t just Lindsay withdraw herself out of this lesbo phase soon?

Anyway back to her birthday bash. I can’t say she’s looking hot there, but her sister Ali Lohan is. Lindsay’s turning 23, so for fuck’s sake I do hope she (finally) listen to everyone else when they tell her to eat, because she’s looking like a stripper pole in her bikini pictures here. Her tits are her assets and I don’t want them becoming as much of a wreck as she is. Well, anyway, to see more of Lindsay and other Hollywood celebs, drop by here.

Rihanna vs Chris Brown inside the courtroom

No, they weren’t inside the law court at the same time. It is only after Chris Brown left when Rihanna came in. Avoiding drama much? I guess so. After everything that Rihanna went through this year–the beating, leaking of nude pics and alleged sextape, the Woody Woodpecker hair (the most painful, I know)–the jury thought Rihanna deserved to get her dignity intact. As if it wasn’t broken enough.

This whole hodge podge of events in Rihanna’s life sends across its moral to the entire world: It’s perfectly okay to beat your girlfriend because you won’t end up in jail. Chris brown plead guilty to beating Rihanna, where he punched and choked her. And the verdict? TMZ reports, “He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor… He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault… He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months. He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison. Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

Oh, wow. He doesn’t deserve such harsh punishment, does he? How victorious this war ended up for Rihanna! Now she get to brag and testify how perfect our justice system is and be completely at peace now that her beater can walk free (but if Rihanna’s around, he should stay at least 50 yards away from her). Oh shit, how many wrongs can you read in this paragraph??

By the way, check out this place here for a complete run through of Rihanna’s tragic year.

Demi Moore’s secret naked magazine pics surface!

Okay, so maybe these aren’t much of a secret, but they are new to me so let me get through this post as if they were. Back in 1981, when superstar A-list actress Demi Moore was only 19 (and current flame Ashton Kutcher was only 3) Demi wanted to get into showbiz no matter what. She tried modeling but was too short. She tried bit parts but got tired of the anonymity. So what’s a struggling actress in Hollywood during the ’80s to do to get noticed? Why, pose naked in a magazine, what else! But instead of a glossy Playboy magazine spread (something that I’m sure the Playboy people are kicking themselves over) Demi landed on the pages of a little-known magazine called Oui where she bared all, including some pretty extreme shots of her very very hairy bush (one that rivals even Madonna’s vintage nude pics that surfaced recently). It’s been a while since these pics have made the internet rounds but only now did I get to see them and let me just say… What must Ashton think?

Seriously, I’m not all that surprised that she did something like this back then. I mean, with her propensity for taking her clothes off in movies like About Last Night, Indecent Proposal and of course Striptease, she kinda has a history of being comfortable with her body. After all she has a rockin’ one, always tight and firm. Even when she had  her post-babyweight still on her, she still managed to rock the lactating humongous boobies back then. Then of course these days we get Demi 2.0 – post Charlie’s Angels comeback where she shocked the world with her flat stomach and rock-hard titties. A far cry from the baby faced nude pictures you see here.

Personally, I would take this MILF in any way shape or form. Just one husky word from that sexy mouth and I’d be jizzing my pants. Even if I’ll be in danger of physical bodily harm from those marble tits, I’d still take my chances. Women like Demi come once in a while – amazing face, hot sexual appeal, tight body, and a voice that is the definition of “bedroom voice”. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Ashton is one lucky mother fucker. Literally. Demi has three kids. Ashton is fucking her. That makes him a mother fucker, right? When is their sex tape coming out again? I wonder if we’ll hear about these naked pics from either of their Twitter accounts. Check out more of Hollywood’s sexiest secrets revealed here.

Rihanna nude pics cost her Vogue cover

It seems that nowadays every aspiring female superstar has had one or two unflattering photos of her that they refuse to have released out into the public lest it be the kiss of death for their careers. Then there are those whose nude or sex pics just up the ante of their celebrity and they hit the stratosphere. Kim Kardashian was just another fat-assed Jewish princess in California with a reality show nobody watched until a sex tape of her was “leaked” and now everyone knows who she is. And most recently, mediocre R&B singer Cassie has her own personal nude pics strewn throughout the internet and now her album has doubled in sales. But sometimes, leaked nude pics can also be a kiss of death for several celebs, especially if they’re high profile ones. Take beleaguered pop star Rihanna for instance. When supposed nude photos of her leaked on the internet, everyone had an opinion on them. Unfortunately for her, so did the editors of one of the biggest fashion magazines in the world: Vogue. Their response? “You’re not for us anymore.”

Yup, Rihanna was scheduled to appear on a future cover of the legendary magazine. This would’ve been the first official cover shoot and story RiRi was supposed to do after the entire Chris Brown fiasco, and I’m sure the editors and investors of the magazine were already counting the dollar bills they’d be getting with the sales of the would-be hot issue. Unfortunately for everyone involved, the nude pics in question cost Rihanna the coveted cover spot because Vogue wants to distance themselves from all the, I guess, smut now attached to the star as a result of the leaked photos. Would have been a big seller too, if the people from Vogue decided to choose profits over standards.

Poor Rihanna. I mean, she wasn’t the one who leaked those pics. It’s not her fault that they came out. Do these Vogue people think that no one who ever posed for their cover has a nude pic lying around? I mean, several of the actresses who have been on the cover have done nude scenes in movies. What would be the difference between that and having personal nude pics of one’s self released into the world? I just wish these archaic Vogue people would get with the times and realize that internet sensations are the new Oscar winners. They are celebrated, admired, worshiped, and given fucking magazine covers! No matter how embarassing their actions are. As embarassing and hardcore as some of the pics you’ll see here.

Marilyn Manson wants Dita Von Teese back!

After he got his weird-ass dumped by the woman he cheated on her with, Dita Von Teese is having none of Marilyn Manson’s heartfelt apologies. The shock-rocker has reportedly been calling and leaving messages for Dita, expressing just how sorry he is that he cheated on her (with actress Evan Rachel Wood, who dumped him recently) and that he wants to give their marriage another try. But Dita has been divorced from Manson for two years now, and has pretty much closed that chapter of her life. In fact, as a sign of her sea-change, Dita will no longer date weirdos.

Yup, you heard it here folks! She has expressed a desire for normalcy, saying that she’s looking for men who are simple, likes to hike and wear sweaters, regular guy bullshit. No more eyeliner-wearing rock musicians or strange-acting artists and actors. Just your run-of-the-mill average Joe looking to fuck a really odd-looking girl.

And I say odd-looking in the sexiest, sluttiest possible way. As you can see from the pics here, Ms. Dita likes to get a wee bit naughty. Add to that the paper-white skin, the jet-black hair, fuck-me-pumps and blood-red lipstick – it’s like dating a pin-up from the ’50s. Which might turn some guys on, so I’m sure a lot of dudes out there are sprucing themselves up in case they get a chance meeting with the goddess of burlesque.

But they’re gonna have to get in line, because according to Dita herself, she’s currently dating three men. Three! Now, that’s playing the field — the extra skanky way! But seriously man, can you blame her? She was married to the wierdest guy in music who looks like a walking corpse. Imagine having that fuck you night after night. You’d play the field too as soon as you get a bit of freedom. Now that she’s back in the dating world, maybe she’ll go back to doing more hardcore stuff, like the stuff you’ll find here – Hollywood at it’s hottest!