LaLa Land is known for having co-actors fall in love with each other when working on a movie. When it happens, it’s celebrated. When one or both of the actors are married, that’s spells S-C-A-N-D-A-L. Anyone who followed the shit storm that was Brad-Angie-Jennifer knows what I’m talking about. But unlike that beauty-trilogy of A-listers, this time around the controversial “affair” is happening between country singer turned “actress” LeAnn Rimes and her co-star in their shiteous Lifetime TV movie, beefcake man candy Eddie Cibrian. I wouldn’t be surprised if you go “who?”

Now, the obvious question is: Why the hell is this worth writing about? Well, personally I think LeAnn Rimes is hot. It’s easy to believe that someone would totally have the hots for her, including her co-star. So despite the clear attempt at drumming up publicity for their TV movie, I still wanna write about it. Because, when everyone involved went through so much trouble to stage this affair, pay the magazine to run the story, supply false photographs as evidence, then spin it as if the two stars involved had absolutely nothing to do with it and are completely surprised by the story breaking, well… ya gotta give ‘em what they want: publicity!

But what irks me so much is the product they’re drumming up buzz for. We’re not talking about some important piece of cinematic art. Heck, it ain’t even some 100 million dollar trashy special effects action film. It’s a fucking Lifetime movie people! My grandma watches that channel! I can’t believe out of the many ways they can drum up publicity for this crappy movie, they resort to such a lurid act of buzz-drumming.

But despite their best efforts, there is no way in hell I’ll be convinced enough to watch that movie. Unless they tell me it’s got some steamy fuck scenes, LeAnn gets undressed every 3 minutes, and she simulates swallowing jizz. If all that’s present in the movie, I’m definitely watching it. But clearly, it’s Lifetime so none of that will be happening. Shame, though. LeAnn in extremely dirty acts – that’s certainly something worth drumming up buzz for! Kinda like the steamy and controversial stuff you’ll find over here.