Britney Spears has an (almost) nip slip

I just realized the wierdest thing. We’ve seen her shaved pussy. We’ve seen her shaved head. But I don’t believe we’ve ever seen Britney Spears do a full-on nipple slip. With all of her insane antics during the whole “breakdown” phase where she threw caution (and her underwear) to the wind, she’s been pretty careful about her knockers. Even now, with the discovery of these pics, we still don’t get to see the full nipple.

Here we see Brit Brit, date unknown but from the looks of things I think this is about after Blackout but before Circus. She’s just strolling out and about, when POP! down goes her blouse. True enough the paparazzi was there to document the whole thing, including a camera practically in her face (or in this case, boob) surely using that zoom lens to the fullest. It’s amazing how close he is. Anyway, with all this commotion Britney forgot she wasn’t wearing a bra (she has issues with remembering underwear?) and almost let it all hang out. She stops herself in the nick of time, but not before we get a glorious look at half of her areola.

It always amazes me when I see a celebrity nip slip. Haven’t you guys heard of double-side tape? I mean, it’s like, what, 40 cents at the local mom and pop. For celebs who make millions of dollars, what’s a mere 40 cents compared to the shame and infamy of exposing your boobs in public? But then again, we’re talking about Crazy Britney here. You know, 2005 Britney. So I’m not surprised at the “accident”. I’m surprised she didn’t take the dress off and start dancing buck naked as the paps descended on her like hungry vultures.

So, now that all is normal in the world of Brit Brit, we’ll just hafta settle for on-stage pussy slips, crazy text messages to Anand, and constant wailing about being treated like a kid by her over-protective parents. Well, In my opinion, if you don’t want to be treated like a child, you have to stop acting like one. But trust Britney to bring out the crazy very very soon. Just like the insanity you’ll find here – sexy and crazy Britney Spears just for your enjoyment.

Unearthed: Sandra Bullock sexy see-through knit dress pictorial

We’re so used to seeing Sandra Bullock as the girl-next-door type. A bit frumpy, approachable, tomboyish. That’s I suppose part of the whole appeal — turning your best friend into your bitch sorta thing. She’s always had a wholesome quality about her, even in pictorials. So imagine my surprise when I came across these shots from one she did a while back. I’m not exactly sure how prevalent these pics are, but considering that they were probably taken before the internet was the norm, I’m presenting them to you guys who wanna see a bit more of Sandra.

And you do get to see quite a lot. The knit dress doesn’t hide much, especially since she’s not wearing anything underneath. No bra. No panties. I don’t even think she has pasties. Her nice pert boobies seem to defy gravity as they’re firmly held in place without the use of an accoutrement. And while they did seem to erase some nipple, you can still see the outline of her areola in a few shots. Too bad there’s no full frontal where we get to see her glorious cooch (or lack thereof, in case she waxed for this) or maybe a behind shot to see her, well, behind. Her tight end has always been a staple of my fantasies.

My guess is this was taken around the time she was making Speed and Demolition Man. She was just a mere starlet, doing her best to make her mark in Hollywood. Her TV career had officially ended after her sitcom, an adaptation of Working Girl flopped. She jumped from film to film but failed to have a breakthrough. This was maybe that time these photos were taken. Why else would she say yes to doing something so revealing? For the attention of course! But what’s interesting is that these pics seem to only have come out now, about 15 years after the fact. Guess they were bound to come out some time.

And these are not the only sexy pictures of Sandra Bullock. Check out this site and have a look around. See what else you can find on Miss Congeniality herself, as well as some other hot celebs.