Entourage is exciting only because of Emmanuelle Chriqui

No, I don’t watch Entourage and I don’t intend to. I just mentioned it because it stars this babe named Emmanuelle Chriqui and she’s so fucking hot. I admit I didn’t know who she were before. I don’t even know how to pronounce her surname, but what the hell, I know her now and that’s what matters. Why, hello there Emmanuelle. Call me.

Have I already mentioned that this Canadian actress is hot? If you still don’t recognize this beauty, you might have remembered there’s a hot chick starring alongside Adam Sandler on the movie You Don’t mess with the Zohan. Well, she’s that chick. You still don’t remember? That’s good so I can keep her for myself.

I’ve already seen this chick’s sexy pictures before, but they didn’t really appeal to me as much as now. It’s probably because she was just another pretty face/hot body without a name. Can her agents change her name or something? Because it’s just so hard to remember. Anyway, what really really prompted me to take note of her name finally is this picture right here below. See it yourself, enjoy, and check this place out for more sexy pics, upskirts, and nipslips of Emmanuelle Chriqui. (See I have to repeat her name over and over so I’ll remember.)

Mischa Barton continues to be a mess. Uhhh, what’s new?

Well, if Lindsay Lohan has a rival on being the greatest young mess in the entertainment scene, then it’s none other than Mischa Barton. I know she’s not the celeb you’d want to read about, but the way this British mess takes her life and career down proves to be such and inspiration to those young Hollywood stars who’d like to destroy their lives. With all those DUI, nipslips, and cocaine sniffing, Mischa’s got it bad. Way to go down, girl.

With all the mishaps she’s making, this former The OC starlet reminds me of Courtney Love so bad. In time, she’ll be the next Kurt Cobain widow. Last 2007, Mischa got arrested for DUI, possession of marijuana, and driving without valid license. Recently, she got kicked out of the ladies room at Whisky Mist nightclub when she tried to bring herself and her friend into one of the cubicles. Maybe this hippie-looking drunkard thinks it’s cool when you walk around the world looking high, with red droopy eyes and fucked up face. She thinks it’s going to get her  projects, or endorsements. Speaking of endorsements, shockingly, Mischa was named the new face of “Herbal Essences” this year. So, I was thinking, the people at that company must all be high on marijuana to even think of getting her as their endorser. Mad, mad world we have.

Mischa is also part of the CW show The Beautiful Life, alongside Corbin Bleu of the High School Musical fame, Sarah Paxton, and Elle Macpherson, which is going to air on September of this year. Good thing for her, despite all her slip ups she still gets to find work–amidst the recession. But let’s wait, I’m sure she’ll mess up even more once she gets to collect her talent fee. By the way if you want to check out her nipslips and drunk-to-death pics, drop by this place.