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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are taking a break

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Hollywood’s “It” lesbian couple (as in “it” is drunk again, “it” is having a fight…) have taken a break from carpet-munching for a while to sort things out and re-evaluate their relationship. That would be Lindsay Lohan’s code for “I miss dick!”. After Lindsay was supposedly locked out of her and Sam’s house and a following screaming match that prompted the cops to arrive, speculation was that was pretty much the last straw. Everyone was waiting for the inevitable press-release that the relationship is no longer. The couple tried denying it at first, but eventually everyone’s suspicions were founded.

This was a long-time coming for the couple. When the news broke that LiLo was dating a woman, everyone accused her of being a fad-follower (apparently eating pussy is the in thing these days) and pretty much gave the two a very short shelf life. Pretty soon, the proverbial shit hit the fan and the press was inundated with reports of verbal spats, high drama, arguments, public displays of animosity – the everyone just lapped it up. People couldn’t get enough of their dysfunctional relationship, and yet somehow the two stayed together. What changed?

Well, for one thing LiLo has no money. She’s basically mooching off Sam since Sam actually works. Lindsay on the other hand hasn’t had a decent job in years. Second, try having a lesbian relationship where one of you is not a real lesbian under the intense pressure of paparazzi and the scathing, ready-to-ridicule world of bloggers and see if your relationship survives. All these elements including Lindsay’s already fucked-up personality really does equal pain and heartbreak. I’m not surprised that things turned out this way.

So, after all is said and done, Lindsay Lohan still has to face her life alone. She should just take everyone’s advice and just do porn. She’s got friends in the porn business, and I’m sure they’ve made numerous offers. She really can’t afford to be picky since she can’t act, can’t sing, lost whatever vestiges of normalcy in her, and has practically been naked in public. With her numerous pussy upskirts and nipple slips, she’s practically done porn. So until that day she says yes to getting fucked on camera, check this place out and see Lindsay Lohan in action.

WTF is up with AnnaLynne McCord’s face?!

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Why oh why would anyone, ANYONE, go out of the house looking like this? It doesn’t seem to be a problem for 90210 slut AnnaLynne McCord. I mean, come on…

Looking like she spent the whole day two feet away from the sun, then attempted to hide it with terrible foundation and even worse concealer, AnnaLynne is a walking disaster. Fug doesn’t even begin to describe this chick’s appearance. It doesn’t help that she’s practically skin and bones and has a smile that goes all the way behind her ears. It’s like one of those shrunken heads before they become shrunk.

I for one will not stand for this sort of attention-whoring. AnnaLynne, just go back to your tried and true look-at-me-tactic: the nipple slip. You’re practically the master at that, having done it, what, three times. And 90210 has only been around less than a year! It’s obvious that you’re terrified of being out of the spotlight. But trust me, this is not the way to go. What’s next? The zany outfits? The crazy family members who come floating out of the woodwork? Nonsensical behavior? A movie with Pauly Shore?

My advice, stick with the nipple slips. Then maybe move up to the pussy flash. Shaved first, then unshaven. Then do the full spread-legged. Then when that pans out, time to bring out the big guns: the fuck vid. That’ll go a long way. Way more than coming out in clown make-up after being crisped like bacon. And definitely much more jizz-inducing. Kinda like the stuff over here. Celebs, models, actresses, and all-around hotness.

Beyonce’s Almost Nip Slip

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Beyonce narrowly avoided a wardrobe disaster while out on the town, and the entire male population is sadder for it. Her ever-elusive nips could’ve been front and center when an almost nipple slip happened due to a very, very low cut frock. But not to worry, we’ve still got a few decent shots of the corner of her areola making it’s way out of the dress, but I’m afraid that’ll have to do for now.

See, for as far as I can remember, I’ve always been fascinated with Beyonce’s nipples. Since her Destiny’s Child days they’ve always seemed to be forever shrouded in mystery. Then, when the vid for Crazy In Love came out, where Beyonce gyrated and rolled around the floor in tight shorts and a plain tank top (no bra) I was pretty sure I would see at least some pretty decent pokies. But alas, no luck. There must be some pretty heavy-duty pasties she uses to cover them nips up, because I ain’t ever seen ‘em. I even went as far as thinking maybe she had them surgically removed forever to not have to bother with them ever again.

But clearly she’s got ‘em. And just like her sis Solange who experienced pretty much the same thing a few days ago, Beyonce’s nipples have now come to light. This definitely goes into my treasure trove of incriminating pics of my favorite celebs, just like the ones you’ll find over here – the biggest stars and the hottest chicks and all the things you’re not supposed to see. So, check it out!