Celebrity Poser

Dude you are soooo screwed, have fun explaining to Jennifer Aniston how you got 22 year old Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace pregnant!

The new broke this morning on the Howard Stern Show.

During the Howard Stern show several moons ago the crew received a letter from a mother wanting her daughter to be in playboy, the group brought her down to the show and gave her an evaluation and not ONLY was she smoking hot, Stern and crew decided that her would be in playboy, leave her gas-station boyfriend back home, and immediately have sex with Pauly Shore and more likely David Spade.

Fast forward to a few months later

#1 She’s in Playboy

#2 Dropped the hometown boyfriend

#3 Screwed Pauly Shore (no shit, first one she did)

#4 Announced today - David Spade knocked her up, panic mode, engaged!

wow, that quite a way to be set for life, heat of the moment and now you’re tied to this girl for the rest of your life, I’m sure David has no interest in raising this child, he already called Stern privately for advice so you know he’s freaking out.

Congrats David!

Here’s Jillian’s Data Sheet

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn announced via their “People” that they’re divorcing after whatever amount of years and too long having been together, and thank God because they sucked as a couple.

Barron Hilton (Paris and Nicky’s grandfather) has donated 97% of wealth to charity according to the NY Daily News.

 

That means granddaughter Paris Hilton, who once stood to inherit $100 million or more by some accounts, could end up with a measly $5 million or so.

“The whole family will be devastated, particularly [Paris' mom] Kathy,” a pal of the clan told the Daily News last night.

“Some of them could be likely to contest the will - it’ll be in the courts longer than Anna Nicole Smith versus J. Howard Marshall.”

Barron Hilton is worth an estimated $2.3 billion, including the $1.2 billion he made from the sale of the Hilton Hotels and Harrah’s casino chains.

All but 3% of the money will go into a charitable trust to benefit the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, which was started by his father, the foundation announced yesterday.

The foundation funds clean water in Africa, education for blind children and housing for the mentally ill.

He is Hot and she is … well a troll

Boy Bands Beware!

Starting at ages 11 and 12 TUG management heads Chris Stokes and Marques Houston forced the boys of B2K into orgies with managers, agents, friends and each other. This went on until the group disbanded.

For years some wondered about the too close for comfort between management and B2K, so Chris Stokes started to claim they were all related brothers and cousins to throw people off the scent.

Having Hotel Orgies was almost a everyday thing. Chris Stokes did this also with his first band Immature/IMX.

Videos posted on YouTube today have been circulating all around the internet creating a frenzy of bloggers reacting to the news.  In it, Raz B, a former B2K member, accuses his former managers Chris stokes and Marques Houston of molestation.  Raz B recorded himself on the phone with the families of Stokes and Houston.  Later in the video Raz B’s little brother, Ricky Romantic, is heard saying the following.

“Chris made me take showers with the other boys …. All the [things] that my brother was introduced to, that … was brought to me first. I blocked that … and I wasn’t with it - I backed out … I kinda knew what was going on there. And yet, I took my brother over to Chris, and I didn’t protect him like I should have.”

“[Chris Stokes] molested my brother and he molested me … when I say that, it hurts.”

Chris Stokes’ response was, “I don’t do that anymore, that was me years ago … I just don’t do that in my life anymore.”

According to the Daily Mail Celebs traveled all over the globe for this Holiday Season:

THE HOMEBODIES

While SIR PAUL McCARTNEY is a Christmas-time regular at the Hilton resort on Rangali Island in the Maldives where he enjoys snorkelling and swimming, this year he is staying closer to home.

The music legend is spending Christmas Day in the UK with four-year-old daughter Beatrice. McCartney is planning a family Christmas at his Peasmarsh estate in West Sussex, along with children Heather, Mary, Stella and James.

Paul has another reason to be near home - he is about to become a grandfather again. Mum-of-two Stella (Miller, two, and Bailey, one) is expecting her third child with husband Alasdhair Willis around Christmas Day.

Paul’s ex-wife HEATHER MILLS is expected to be nearby. The former model owns a home just 15 miles down the road from the McCartney estate and will undoubtedly want time with her little girl as well.

Shortly after the festive period, Heather is rumoured to be heading off to her holiday home in Slovenia for a winter break.

Despite their recent move to LA, VICTORIA and DAVID BECKHAM are coming home to England for Christmas. The pair are planning a typically Beckham overthetop celebration with their three children and families.

Currently in the middle of her Spice Girls world tour, Victoria has the week off, and the Beckham brood will be staying in their mansion in Sawbridgeworth, Herts. Sons Brooklyn, eight, Romeo, five, and two-year old Cruz will be joined by Victoria’s parents Tony and Jackie, along with her sister Louise and David’s mother, Sandra.

MADONNA will be spending Christmas in London, with husband Guy Ritchie, daughter, Lourdes, 11, and sons Rocco, seven; and David Banda, two.

But don’t look for any extravagant presents under their tree. Ritchie recently said: “We cancelled Christmas a few years ago. Stopped all the presents. And ever since, we are actually enjoying it.” Ritchie later admitted that the children are allowed three presents each.

Macrobiotic queen Madonna will be treating herself to sugar. The superstar indulges in her favourite Cartmels sticky toffee pudding just on Christmas morning. Yet, in true Madonna fashion, she still does a workout on Christmas Day.

Madonna is also rumoured to be taking her brood to Africa for a post-Christmas trip to Malawi, where she is hinted to be considering adopting another baby.

Football star WAYNE ROONEY will be spending Christmas Day with fiancée Coleen McLoughlin at her parents’ home in Huyton, Liverpool.

However, she won’t be seeing too much of the Manchester United star, as Rooney has a tough day. With 8.30am training scheduled for Christmas morning, he will also be leaving that evening for an away match in Sunderland on Boxing Day.

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas

THE ISLAND-HOPPERS

For many celebs, fleeing grey English weather and heading for the sun is an annual tradition. Music mogul SIMON COWELL jets off to the Caribbean each Christmas.

Cowell flies his family first-class to Barbados each year for the holiday and no expense is spared. The X Factor judge will pick up the tab for the fortnight that he, his mother Julie, his brother Nicholas and Nicholas’s wife Katie Aylwin will spend in the Sandy Lane hotel.

Simon also regularly invites ex-girlfriend and former Page 3 girl Jackie St Claire, as well as current squeeze Terri Seymour (his companion for the past three years) for the glamorous trip.

Waking The Dead actor TREVOR EVE owns a home in Barbados and each year walks along the shoreline on Christmas Day. Eve is joined by his actress wife, Sharon Maughan, and adult children Alice and Jack.

Also spotted on the island every year at Christmas is MICHAEL WINNER, who stays at Sandy Lane with his partner Geraldine Lynton-Edwards.

Winner says that this year he is “dithering over whether to pay £150,000 for a private plane to and from Barbados for the holiday or slum it with other Virgin passengers in Upper Class return at £3,996″.

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Caribbean factor: SImon Cowell and Terri Seymour

Retail mogul SIR PHILIP GREEN will also be in Barbados at Christmas, with his wife Tina, daughter Chloe, 16, and son Brandon, 14.

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES flies in her entire family from Mumbles, Wales, for a sunny Christmas in Bermuda.

Catherine, husband Michael Douglas, son Dylan, seven; and daughter Carys, four; are traditionally joined by Catherine’s parents Dai and Pat and brother Lyndon.

The guests bunk at the luxury Ariel Sands resort, owned by Michael’s family. The hotel has 12 cottages, all with stunning ocean views. There is a spa where Catherine and her mum can be pampered, while Dai plays golf with Michael on one of the island’s championship courses.

Catherine’s family will be expected to take part in a Douglas family Christmas tradition: they all swim out to a statue in the water and drape a Santa Claus hat on it.

LIAM NEESON and wife NATASHA RICHARDSON enjoy Christmas each year at Anguilla’s luxurious Cap Juluca resort with their two sons, 11-year-old Michael and 10-year-old Daniel.

THE AUSSIE SURF BABES

Elle MacPherson

Sunny Australia will be a star-studded destination this year. KYLIE and DANNII MINOGUE will be spending Christmas together at home with their parents and brother Brendan.

The sisters, rumoured to have chartered a private jet, will probably begin their celebrations on the plane. Dannii says their family Christmas is traditional with turkey, a tree and crackers.

Australian ELLE ‘The Body’ MACPHERSON is also heading home to be with friends and family.

The supermodel and lingerie entrepreneur is rumoured to have rented a property in Palm Beach and will be bringing along her two sons, Flynn, nine; and Cy, four; for an all-Australian surfing holiday.

Her expected appearance is eagerly awaited by locals.

SECOND HONEYMOONERS

SIR ELTON JOHN and his partner David Furnish are thought to be returning this Christmas to Venice, where they spent last year’s holiday.

They have homes in the U.S., France and England, but choose their place in Italy for the festive period because it’s the simplest.

Furnish says: “We do our own catering (in Venice).

“You can have all the world at your fingertips sometimes and then, actually, what makes you happy is loading the dishwasher, laying the table, making the toast and coffee, and just hanging around at home.”

THE SKI SET

Jack Nicholson

Leaving the sun behind, many celebrities head for the snow. Actor WILL SMITH and wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s annual New Year’s Eve bash in Aspen is the place to be for ski-lovers.

JACK NICHOLSON is a guest each year. While in Aspen, Nicholson also spends time with his children, decorating his Victorian home with lights.

Meanwhile, another Aspenite, actress GOLDIE HAWN, is often spotted Christmas shopping at the Aspen Gucci.

One year Goldie spent $10,000 in 20 minutes on Christmas gifts for partner Kurt Russell and their son, Wyatt.

Singer MARIAH CAREY also celebrates Christmas on the slopes in Colorado.

THE HELLRAISERS

PARIS HILTON is going to Hawaii this Christmas. The heiress and her family will be on the island of Honolulu, but you won’t spot them around the pool at the Hilton hotel - as they will be relaxing at a friend’s mansion.

Amy Winehouse

Troubled singer AMY WINEHOUSE will be spending Christmas with her dad, Mitch, along with her brother, Alex, at her aunt’s home in north London.

THE HOLLYWOOD A-LISTERS

GWYNETH PALTROW is swopping gloomy north London for sunny Los Angeles. The actress has been renting her childhood home in Brentwood, California, and insiders say she is planning a memorable Christmas.

The Oscar-winner is planning a special Christmas morning with husband Chris Martin for their children Apple, three; and Moses, seven months.

Gwyneth’s mum, Blythe, is invited, as well as her brother Jake and Chris’s parents, Anthony and Alison.

NICOLE KIDMAN traditionally flies by private jet to Sydney at Christmas to celebrate with her parents and sister Antonia.

Last year, the Oscar-winner and her country music star hubby Keith Urban hired a boat in Sydney’s Rushcutters Bay for a festive party - attended by Tom Cruise and their children Bella, 14; and Connor, 12.

This year, however, Nicole is said to be planning a country Christmas in Tennessee.

The festive holiday falls in the middle of Urban’s tour, and the couple will celebrate at their new and recently renovated Nashville mansion. The couple has invited both sets of parents to join them for a celebration.

Celebrities such as ANGELINA JOLIE view the Christmas season as a time for new adventures.

The actress has, in the past, spent Christmas in Costa Rica, Cambodia, Egypt and Beirut.

This year, however, with four kids and BRAD PITT to think of, she is planning something a little more tame.

Brangelina will be hosting Christmas dinner at their 150-year-old mansion in New Orleans’ French Quarter.

Angelina doesn’t cook, so she’s sure to have found a good caterer. Brad’s parents and siblings have been invited, as has Angie’s brother, James Haven.

According to the UK Telegraph:

The intensely private comic actor readily admits he is more comfortable talking in the guise of the characters he has created, but unfortunately for him, both Ali G and Borat have had their day. Too many people know them and he reluctantly acknowledges that he can no longer retreat behind their personas.

“When I was being Ali G and Borat I was in character sometimes 14 hours a day and I came to love them, so admitting I am never going to play them again is quite a sad thing,” he said. “It is like saying goodbye to a loved one. It is hard, and the problem with success, although it’s fantastic, is that every new person who sees the Borat movie is one less person I ‘get’ with Borat again, so it’s a kind of self-defeating form, really.

“It’s upsetting, but the success has been great and better than anything I could have dreamed of.”