Celebrity Poser

Legend has it Paris Hilton tried to dance onstage during a 50 Cent performance over Super Bowl weekend. 50 wasn’t having none of that and swore at Paris until she presumably got her bitch-ass off the stage.

Page Six (day) and WireImage (night)

Page Six is wondering if Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged because she seems to be wearing a ring on her wedding finger?  Nice shitty ring from a guy in a shitty poser band…

He is Hot and she is … well a troll

R&B singer Brandy has yet to be charged with vehicular manslaughter from her December 2006 crash that left a woman dead. Apparently, the delay is because authorities have evidence that conclude Brandy may not have been the one at fault. The California Highway Patrol shared some of this information with TMZ that puts the situation in a new light:

A CHP source tells TMZ the woman who died in the car accident involving Brandy actually struck the vehicle in front of her before Brandy made any contact. The law enforcement source says Awatef Aboudihaj, the woman who died, struck the car in front of her — which was going 65 mph, and then slammed on her brakes. We’re told the sudden stop caused Brandy to hit the dead woman’s car.

Boy Bands Beware!

Starting at ages 11 and 12 TUG management heads Chris Stokes and Marques Houston forced the boys of B2K into orgies with managers, agents, friends and each other. This went on until the group disbanded.

For years some wondered about the too close for comfort between management and B2K, so Chris Stokes started to claim they were all related brothers and cousins to throw people off the scent.

Having Hotel Orgies was almost a everyday thing. Chris Stokes did this also with his first band Immature/IMX.

Videos posted on YouTube today have been circulating all around the internet creating a frenzy of bloggers reacting to the news.  In it, Raz B, a former B2K member, accuses his former managers Chris stokes and Marques Houston of molestation.  Raz B recorded himself on the phone with the families of Stokes and Houston.  Later in the video Raz B’s little brother, Ricky Romantic, is heard saying the following.

“Chris made me take showers with the other boys …. All the [things] that my brother was introduced to, that … was brought to me first. I blocked that … and I wasn’t with it - I backed out … I kinda knew what was going on there. And yet, I took my brother over to Chris, and I didn’t protect him like I should have.”

“[Chris Stokes] molested my brother and he molested me … when I say that, it hurts.”

Chris Stokes’ response was, “I don’t do that anymore, that was me years ago … I just don’t do that in my life anymore.”

TMZ has confirmed that “American Idol” trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up — and she’s still in the slammer! Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater!

Sources tell TMZ that the father is a “rapper” and Jessica is ecstatic over the news. She’s currently in the infirmary in the Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida on a “pregnancy diet.” Jessica’s spawn has a lifetime of fun to look forward to — look, it’s mommy in a sex tape!

Sierra is currently facing two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery.

MSNBC says that Ashlee Simpson is pissed today because Jamie Lynn Spears stole the spotlight from her yesterday. Wait, what?

After spending the last year working on a new album, Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare.
Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn’t meant to be for Simpson, thanks to the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is with child.
“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said a source.
“Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister.”
“Joe Simpson doesn’t do anything by chance. This date (for the video release) was picked clearly; he expected it to be the talk of the town,” said the source. “Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”

Fergie, Woman of the year?

WHAT THE FUCK!?

Seriously, I don’t know who to start with first, Blender welcome to the shitpile of shitty magazines, Fergie? Really?  The girl who brought us such memorable lines like “In the gym, workin on my fitness”  This is exactly why I hate the world today not only are shitty “wannabe” singers ACTUALLY successful, but “music” magazines are marking out to them.

Blender go fuck yourself, Fergie you suck and always will.  Or maybe I’m just too old.