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Demi Moore’s secret naked magazine pics surface!

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Okay, so maybe these aren’t much of a secret, but they are new to me so let me get through this post as if they were. Back in 1981, when superstar A-list actress Demi Moore was only 19 (and current flame Ashton Kutcher was only 3) Demi wanted to get into showbiz no matter what. She tried modeling but was too short. She tried bit parts but got tired of the anonymity. So what’s a struggling actress in Hollywood during the ’80s to do to get noticed? Why, pose naked in a magazine, what else! But instead of a glossy Playboy magazine spread (something that I’m sure the Playboy people are kicking themselves over) Demi landed on the pages of a little-known magazine called Oui where she bared all, including some pretty extreme shots of her very very hairy bush (one that rivals even Madonna’s vintage nude pics that surfaced recently). It’s been a while since these pics have made the internet rounds but only now did I get to see them and let me just say… What must Ashton think?

Seriously, I’m not all that surprised that she did something like this back then. I mean, with her propensity for taking her clothes off in movies like About Last Night, Indecent Proposal and of course Striptease, she kinda has a history of being comfortable with her body. After all she has a rockin’ one, always tight and firm. Even when she had  her post-babyweight still on her, she still managed to rock the lactating humongous boobies back then. Then of course these days we get Demi 2.0 – post Charlie’s Angels comeback where she shocked the world with her flat stomach and rock-hard titties. A far cry from the baby faced nude pictures you see here.

Personally, I would take this MILF in any way shape or form. Just one husky word from that sexy mouth and I’d be jizzing my pants. Even if I’ll be in danger of physical bodily harm from those marble tits, I’d still take my chances. Women like Demi come once in a while – amazing face, hot sexual appeal, tight body, and a voice that is the definition of “bedroom voice”. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Ashton is one lucky mother fucker. Literally. Demi has three kids. Ashton is fucking her. That makes him a mother fucker, right? When is their sex tape coming out again? I wonder if we’ll hear about these naked pics from either of their Twitter accounts. Check out more of Hollywood’s sexiest secrets revealed here.

Mary-Louise Parker hates getting naked for the camera

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Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has been described as one of the more braver actresses of her generation. She’s not afraid to tackle difficult roles and the things she needs to do for them. But for the controversial series she stars in, there is one thing required of her that she doesn’t really enjoy doing – getting naked. For a TV show dealing with suburban marijuana-selling and copious amounts of sex and nudity, it should come as no surprise that Parker would be required to get naked once in a while. But it took almost four seasons for that to happen, and it didn’t occur in some steamy sex scene or after-shower getting dressed scene, it happened while she was in the tub taking a bath. She fought long and hard with the director about being nude but he insisted it was “integral to the story” – basically what every director says to get anyone to shed their clothing. While Parker isn’t exactly embarrassed about nudity (she bared her ass in the mini-series Angels In America), her biggest concern about baring her breasts were her freakishly large nipples.

Now, as you can see from the pics above, I don’t really know what the problem is. As far as I can tell, her nipples look fine. Pink, plump, and just right for the sucking. I think that we should all start a letter-writing campaign telling Parker that her nipples are more than adequate to be exposed. In fact, more nipple exposure is much welcome. I know a lot of guys (me included) who find no fault or cause for complaint with her beautiful pointies. And while she’s at it, she should do the full bush reveal. And a little pink labia peek wouldn’t be so bad either. A woman as tight and fine as her should just walk around naked all the time. This whole insecurity thing is totally unfounded.

But it’s natural for a woman to have doubts about her figure after giving birth. And those extra-large nips are surely the result of breast-feeding. All those body changes from pregnancy to birth can wreak havoc on one’s self-confidence. More so for actresses who’s being scrutinized under a microscope or HD television. In an era of freeze-framing, screencapturing and hi-res imagery, every little blemish is up for ridicule. But in my opinion, Mary-Louise has absolutely no problem with her naked figure. This coming from a guy who looks at nude women for a living, so I think I more than know what I’m talking about. Just check out this site and see all the fine specimens I gawk and leer over and I’m sure you’ll agree Mary-Louise is right up to perfection.

Denise Richards’ Pussy After Two Kids

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The once hot and sexy and stuff of wet dreams Denise Richards has become something of a second-rate fuck-fantasy these days. Being hitched to Charlie Sheen would do that to you, I suppose. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still hot considering she’s got two kids and everything. But clearly, that’s wreaked havoc on her twat.

While we don’t get to see the full cooch shot, you can clearly see in these upshorts photos that the area surrounding her pussy lips has taken on a decidedly slack appearance — kinda like a balloon that had the air taken out of it. Or a tire in the same manner. That’s what happens when you try to push a watermelon out of your nose — twice!

She’s still doing good these days though. She’s returning to TV after her reality show stint It’s Complicated flopped royally. Now she’s taking a more tried and true approach — dancing her way into the hearts and TV sets of middle-American audiences on the popular TV show Dancing With The Stars. Her season doesn’t start until about three weeks from now, so Denise is doing her best to get into shape and learning the dance moves for the show. I certainly hope she does kagels to try and tighten those pussy muscles. I know that nobody would be able to see that part of her anatomy, but hey, you may never know! She could have some horrible wardrobe disaster while doing a double squat spin ball change gancho into a rond outside turn enchufla combination (okay, I have no idea what half of those things are) and have something like this happen again. At least if her pussy gets photographed again, we’ll be able to compare and contrast.

I am pretty interested to see how she does. If you are as well, then check out Dancing With The Stars when it returns in March. Meanwhile, head on over here if you’re craving for vintage Denise Richards, as well as some other steamy celeb gossip, scandal, and news.

Pamela Anderson Still One Hot Momma!

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She’s buzzing up the blogsphere once again, because you know wherever Pamela Anderson goes, chatty mouths will follow. The erstwhile denizen of celeb blogs and tabloid magazines is the topic of conversation once again because of her rather brazen appearance at a recent Richie Rich fashion show where she strutted down the catwalk in the show’s finale wearing a gold lame swimsuit and hooker heels (is there any other kind that Pamela would wear?).

Now, this being Fashion Week where bitches are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to walk down the catwalk with pissed-off looks on their faces, it came as quite a surprise to see the larger-than-life Ms. Anderson take the stage at what is considered hallowed ground. But what everyone is really ranting about is the state of Pamela’s bod, sniping about it’s imperfections. People are also quipping about the fact that she has two kids and that she shouldn’t pulling these sorts of stunts anymore. To all of them I say: What the fuck is your problem?

Pamela Anderson is larger than life. And the fact that she’s over 40 and can still confidently wear a gold swimsuit for everyone to see is a testament to the woman’s undying sexiness. Sure, her bod’s not perfect, but it’s still pretty hot and tight if you ask me. She works out and keeps in pretty good shape, more than most of the 20 year-old women out there. The fact that she was asked by the designer to appear in their show proves that she’s still got it.

So, naysayers be damned. I say you’re all just a bunch of bitter old fuckers who only wishes they were half-as memorable as Pamela. My girl is the bomb, and as far as I’m concerned, she will always be.

So head on over here to see more Pamela Anderson hotness, as well as other sizzling celebs.

Britney Spears plays suburban mom, with pokies!

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In a shoot for her latest video for a song (don’t know which one exactly) from her platinum-selling comeback CD Circus, Britney Spears is going the whole pie-baking, perfectly dressed, stay at home mom route. But as you can see from the wardrobe choice (or should I say lack thereof) this suburban mama may have something else under her coiffed ‘do.

It’s all part of the whole reinvention of Brit-brit’s career after a crazy 2007-2008. Everyone thought she would never recover from the tabloid frenzy over her insane behavior (you know what I’m talking about!), the custody battle over her kids with K-Fed, and her already spiraling music career. But she proved them all wrong by coming back strong, powerful, and completely fuckable. When the video for Womanizer came out, everyone was stunned at how gorgeous Britney’s body looked. And she played it to good effect, appearing nude in the video, as if to say “I got nothing to hide bitches!”

But I gotta admit, I do miss the crazy. Ya gotta admit it was entertaining. The head-shaving. The bogus British accent. The bawling her eyes out in her front yard in front of all the paparazzi. Yes, yes, sad, but entertaining. At least now, she’s cleaned up real good and with a hit CD and an already fast-selling out tour coming up, our princess of pop is back on track! Let’s just hope she doesn’t do anything to screw it up this time.

Meanwhile, if you are the type who misses CrazyBritV1.0, head on over here and check out all the upskirts, sex videos, nipple slips, and all manner of insanity that Ms. Spears has displayed thoughout the years. Who knows, we may never get any new ones again!

Pamela David, Argentinian Star Topless Beach Shots

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If only all girls at topless beaches looked like this! Pamela David, who many consider to be Argentina’s answer to Pamela Anderson, was caught cavorting topless on a beach, her gigantic inflatable tits for all to see. While this isn’t the first time she’s been photographed topless (she appeared in Playboy a few years ago), it certainly is the first time that she’s been photographed topless in public. But judging by these pics, the seemingly posed manner of the subject clearly doing her best to emphasize her “assets”, it almost looks staged. Not that I’m complaining — I love a woman who would bare her breasties every chance she gets.

Some other things you might be interested in learning about this siren: she’s a reality TV star, launching her career after a stint on the Argentine version of The Bar; she’s a mom, officially making her a MILF; and she also provided the voice of the Latin American release of Stripperella. It really does look like she’s following the career path of Ms. Anderson. Could a fuck vid be far behind?

I wouldn’t mind that, as I’m sure neither any one of you would either. Who wouldn’t wanna slide their dick between those juicy mounds until you cum all over that gorgeous face. Or lift those long legs high up in the air as you screw the life out of her, while screams escape from that porn-star mouth of hers. Wouldn’t you just love to throw that firm body all over your bed and taking her in every hole, grabbing those breasts, pulling that hair, until you’re both covered in sweat. She elicits these sorts of thoughts. Some women just have that power over us, don’t they.

Well, you can check out more of these sexy pics here, as well as some other steamy actresses getting caught on camera doing not-so-nice-girl things.