These Hollywood couples are just dropping like flies. Although, I have to admit that whenever Jennifer Aniston is mentioned, I’m not surprised to hear about a break-up. After having her heart crushed into a million little pieces when Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie, Jen has pretty much left a trail of man carnage ever since, jumping from man to man and never having any lasting relationship. So it comes as no shock that she and her latest manwhore John Mayer have been rumored to have broken up finally.

I say finally because rumor is this isn’t the first time these two have ended their relationship. Though I don’t know the specifics of previous alleged breakups since they were never really reported in the media, I have a pretty good idea of the things these two fight about. Hair products. Diet regimens. The fact that’s he’s dating a grandma. Little things that almost always cause a snag in any relationship.

Rumor is he broke up with her. Though neither of their “reps” are talking right now, it’s speculated that it happened after Jen’s European tour promoting Marley & Me.

If you ask me, they shouldn’t break up. There, I’m taking a stand. I say that because they have so much in common. They’re both irritating. They both suck at what they do. And they both have this misconception that they’re funny. Just because you were on a hit TV sitcom for 10 years where every brilliant quip was written for her doesn’t make you a funny person. And neither is having so much free time to make video blogs and invite all of your cool celeb friends and pollute the internet with your trash because you’re too lazy to make your crap music.

I really hope that this rumor isn’t true. Only for the reason that these two should not be allowed back into the dating world. Who knows how many people they’ll inflict their own brand of crazy on. So best of luck to the not-so-happy couple. Work it out ya crazy kids!

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