One is a once-hot box-office draw, the other a once-hot music superstar. Two individuals from completely different backgrounds that shouldn’t have anything in common, but in the small world of Hollywood, degrees of separation will surprise you. So small in fact that one is bound to come in contact with their most hated person. One such thing happened between Oscar-nominated actress Kate Hudson and Grammy-winning music superstar Madonna. Now, what possible thing would these two very different gals have in common? Well, what most Hollywood sluts have in common – sucking the same peen. And the peen in question? Beleaguered baseball star Alex Rodriguez.

Yup, if you will remember, Madge ran up a shitstorm when she was linked to then married A-Rod, causing the athlete to split from his wife leading people to believe that the queen of pop was the cause of the break-up. Then Madge dumped A-Rod for her boy (and I mean that literally) of the moment Jesus Luz. So what’s a divorced, athletically troubled athlete to do in difficult times? Hook up with one of Hollywood’s hottest actresses today – enter Goldie Hawn’s spawn. The two are now rumored to be dating (read: fucking) yet they have yet to confirm this. Then, at the recent Polo Classic weekend, Kate was enjoying the festivities, sitting in the front row with her wide-brimmed hat when she heard someone mention that Madonna was in the same vicinity and was headed for the front row as well. Thinking that the 50 year-old singer would claw her eyes out, or at least say something bitchy like “I didn’t know you liked left-overs…”, Kate bolted from the front row and was never seen or heard from the entire time. Sure enough Madonna arrived, kids in tow (yes, that includes Jesus) and everyone forgot about the newly-brunette thespian.

So, what is the big deal? First off, Madge dumped A-Rod. A-Rod hurt real bad and only naturally sought solace with someone else. So if his ex crossed paths with his current, the ex has no right to get snippy, especially if the ex did the dumping. I’m sure Kate knew that, but ran away anyway. Which leads me to believe one thing – Kate is a pussy. Yup, she should have just stood (or in this case, sat) her ground and stayed put instead of running away like a rat. Sure Madge has 20 years and 2 million hours of yoga and pilates on Kate, but I think it’ll still be a fair fight. Now that’s one catfight I’d like to see. But until that does happen, check out this place here to see some of Hollywoods hottest battle it out for your attention.