Evan Rachel Wood will suck for TV

She’s perhaps one of the more controversial starlets to come out of Hollywood. Evan Rachel Wood shocked audiences with her raw and disturbing performance of an out-of-control teenager in the film Thirteen that she did when she was actually thirteen, adding a more disturbing element to her performance. In the film she takes drugs, gets into a fist fight, has sex, fights with her mom, and makes out with co-star and Twilight alum Nikki Reed. Her graphic portrayal had definitely got her noticed. Since then, her off-screen life has gotten more notice than her professional life. Hooking up with then married shock rocker Marilyn Manson whom she’s still seeing to this day. Who knew this gamine ingenue had a dark and scary side. Well, we will get to see that side this June when she makes a two-episode arc on the returning HBO hit True Blood.

Yup, the paper-pale actress is set to play a really old 15-year-old Creole vampire in the hit series that debuts it’s second season in a couple of months. In it, she’ll be portraying a queen bee of sorts, a powerful vamp that wreaks havoc on the town of Bon Temps. Since she already looks like she sleeps in a coffin, it seems like a perfect fit for her. And don’t turn your nose up on this just because it’s TV. The show is helmed by Six Feet Under creator Alan Ball who won an Oscar for writing American Beauty and stars Academy Award winner Anna Paquin, who picked up an award for Best Actress for the role in last January’s Golden Globe Awards. So clearly it’s a quality project that will definitely get a lot of buzz.

What I’m really interested in is if, considering the show’s propensity towards nudity and topless babes (Anna, Cloverfield’s Lizzy Caplan, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine’s leading lady Lynn Collins have all bared their boobs on the show) Evan will do the same. But with just a two ep appearance, I doubt that will happen. Not because she’s shy about showing tit, since she did it in Across The Universe, but maybe because it’s not that big of a part. But hey, a chance to see Evan do something completely out there is definitely something worth seeing. So until June comes around, get your Evan Rachel Wood fix right here, a site that lets you in on what Hollywood stars are ashamed of. Like fucking Marilyn Manson.

Jennifer Love Hewitt shuts everyone up with her hotness

A while back, Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed in a bikini at the beach looking something like the tide washed in after a tsunami and the whole world gawked and pointed and laughed at those pictures causing everyone to collectively say “What the fuck happened to her?!” I said the exact same thing when I saw her gelatinous cellulite, flabby arms, and pot belly. How could one of the hottest teen stars that became the object of every man’s fantasy because of her tight little body and perfect pert boobs allow to let herself go like that? Well, that was then, and these Maxim pics are now.

It only took her about over a year, but she made good on her promise of shedding 18 pounds and trying to get back to her old hot self. And that she did. And to celebrate-slash-presswhore her achievement, she’s plastered all over the pages of the May issue of Maxim gracing the cover and showing a lot of skin. Well, maybe not a lot but enough to let you see the difference.

Now, I know what you’re wondering – good dieting or good photoshopping? While the only way we can know for sure of the latter is if the unretouched photos get leaked online, but to be honest from that I can see, it looks legit. Several candid pics of her out and about have shown a decrease in her ass and thigh size, and her boobies look better than ever. I suppose getting it on with fellow Ghost Whisperer star Jamie Kennedy agrees with her since she looks awesome now. This is the Jennifer that I know. From Party of Five to those I Know What You Did Last Summer movies, she’s shows a rockin’ body and awesome boobies. She may have looked like a lumpy heffer in the past, but I think she’s gotten back at being the object of jack-offs by horny men everywhere. See more of hot Jennifer and other sexy celebs right here.