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Megan Fox has sex with women too

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Since breaking out into superstardom with the release of 2007’s Transformers movie where she was picked among thousands or aspiring actresses to play the lead female role in the big-budget summer action film, Megan Fox has become the Hollywood sex symbol of the new millennium. She’s gone from a relative unknown to household name practically overnight, and though she hasn’t had any major projects since then (only the little-seen “comedy” How To Lose Friends and Alienate People) she still continued to play into the hearts, minds and libidos of people everywhere. From horny teenagers to pervy old men to lipstick lesbians to majorly butch dykes, everyone wanted a piece of Megan. And just when you thought she couldn’t get any hotter, she goes and makes a revelation – she also likes to have sex with women.

Yup, taking a cue from the P!nk handbook of sexuality, Megan has confessed to Esquire Magazine that she is inherently bisexual, like all people are, and that she has no problem fucking women. Except perhaps with other bisexuals. She wouldn’t have sex with a female bisexual because the idea of licking a cunt where a dick has been grosses her out. So, that means one of two things: she prefers sausage over taco, or she never gives head. If you’re wary of cock-stamped pussy, you most probably don’t like cock to begin with. So I guess we learn more and more about this hot lady every time she opens her mouth. I wonder if that’s the reason for her on-again off-again relationship with Brian Austin Green – she doesn’t give him head.

While no one would argue that Megan is a fox (see what I did there?), it’s strange how she only managed to land number two (House’s Olivia Wilde is number one) in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in America poll. I can understand how the exact same thing happened in the worldwide FHM poll (she’s ranked behind Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Tweedy) but in America where she’s basically a denizen of every tabloid and blog entry and every time anyone opens their browser she’s the first thing people see. Something tells me she’ll reclaim that top spot in next year’s poll because of two high-profile projects released this year. Summer brings the Transformers sequel which promises to be the movie of the year. Then in the fall we get to see her play a high school cheerleader who gets possessed by a demon and eats teenage boys in the Diablo Cody-penned Jennifer’s Body. Until then, check out this site to get your Megan Fox fix as well as a lot of your favorite Hollywood babes.

Tila Tequila continues to be an attention whore

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When you go out for a night on the town, one usually dresses to the nines. But when you’re fame-hungry, talentless, and skanky Tila Tequila, that means the exact opposite. You dress down. Really down. To your underwear.

Yes, you heard me right. The plastic boobed one (or rather, two since there are two of them) thought to herself “Hey, it’s been a while since those bored bloggers with nothing better to do than to follow the exploits of famous people like me has written anything about me in their blogs. I know! I’ll step out tonight, wearing a sexy black blazer, and then as the paparazzi descends — surprise! I’m not wearing a dress! It’s perfect!! They’re gonna have a field day tearing me apart for this publicity stunt!”

And sad to say, she’s right.

What can I do but react? Granted she’s hot. However fake those tits are, they’re still attached to an awesome hard body. Plus she’s so tiny you could spin her around while she’s on top of you. Then there’s also the whole lesbian thing which just fucking gets me hard. How can you not react to someone like her, no matter how blatantly obvious her attention-whoring is.

So for now, I won’t say anything else that hasn’t already been said about these pics. I’m sure you’ve heard a million little quips about her, so I won’t even bother making one here. I’ll just take these pics and file them with the hundred others of Tila that just add to her being one of the most embarassing yet totally fuckable celebs this side of the Z-list. You can see those pics, along with a bunch of others, over here.

Mischa Barton heads back to TV?

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It’s been a while since the teen soap opera The O.C. has ended. And like it’s trite storylines, the post-show career of Mischa Barton has been a veritable checklist of bad-girl young Hollywood behavior. DUI, arrests, drunken public behavior, nipslips, upskirts… you get the idea. She was (and still is) on her way to great obscurity becoming nothing more than a has-been.

Yet, since we celebrate the pathetic and obscene, rejoicing in their crazy ways, perhaps secretly still wishing we were them, no matter how many times we watch them fall and make a fool out of themselves, we still rejoice whenever they do their best to get back on the proverbial horse.

Well, looks like Mischa might just have a chance to mount that horse once again, as long as she doesn’t fuck it up. It’s rumored that she’s being considered to join the cast of the revamped Melrose Place (or Melrose V’09 as I call it in my head) set to debut this fall. If things pan out and she gets to join the cast, then at the very least she’ll have a steady income to support her drug habit (Just kidding! Or am I…). With all the magazines she’s come out in the past year (I counted 4, and it’s only March) it seems like she’s the one doing the campaigning. I guess she’s really that desperate for work.

Truth be told, I wouldn’t mind seeing Mischa do Melrose. It would be great to explore her nasty side. And maybe there’ll be some lezzie love scenes, since they are updating the series for today’s audience. With all the bed-hopping and partner-swapping that went on in the original, I wonder how far the updated version will go. Probably not as far as Mischa going nude since it’ll still be network TV. But if you’re itching to see Mischa a little less clothed, try this place out and maybe you’ll get lucky.