The sluts of Sex and the City coming to cinemas next year
From a purely aesthetic standpoint, there is much reason to look forward to the Sex and the City sequel set for release in May of next year. The nice thing about the show (and subsequent movie) is that you’re always guaranteed a nude scene. And no matter what you’re type is, they’re all here.
If you want a fashion consious gal who has a tight little body you can throw around while fucking them hard, you’ve got Carrie. If you’re in the mood for sweet and dainty who is naughty enough to try anything once, you’ve got Charlotte. If you want a tough-as-nails no-nonesense gal who can boss you around in bed, that’s Miranda. And if you want an overly-sexual cougar who can fuck the daylights out of you better than a 19-year-old can, you’ve got Samantha. So, just for this sake (and this sake alone) I’m fairly excited about the sequel.
See, there were a lot of things I was expecting from the first movie that they didn’t do. Kristin Davis has no nude scene, and neither did Kim Cattrall (well, fully nude anyway). There weren’t that many sex scenes (the TV series was littered with them) save for Cynthia Nixon who got fucked and naked at the same time. I have no expectation that Sarah Jessica Parker will get naked or get fake-fucked on screen so I’m not even gonna hope for that.
So when 2010 comes around, I’ll be the first in line to see these hot bitches push the envelope some more, then later on go home and jack off to the memories. After all, the only thing that’s opening that same week is Prince of Persia and I sure as hell ain’t gonna jack-off to a steroided long-haired Jake Gyllenhaal. No siree!
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