Celebrity Poser

Having appeared naked as the day she was born (because apparently, she was born with a string of pearls), Kim Kardashian knows what it’s like to pose for skin magazine Playboy. She did a pictorial back in 2007 as a ratings booster for her then-brand new reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and true enough a lot of people tuned in to that episode and eventually ensured the success of future seasons of the show. The pictorial did not only boost ratings for the reality program, but the magazine almost made Kim a superstar sex-symbol post-sex tape. And now, even though she has no sex tape and has a successful (albeit totally irritating) reality show to her credit, Heidi Montag is going to appear in the magazine as well despite early reservations about doing the shoot. And since Kim and Heidi are such good friends (yes, I am being sarcastic), Kim was more than happy to give Heidi some advice.

Her words of wisdom to Heidi? “Go for it. I think that now’s the time,  think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind.” 31 words from Miss Big Ass herself and Blondie Bitch is gonna take her clothes off for a magazine. Kim should become a spiritual guru or something with her powers of persuasion. To convince a self-confessed Jesus Freak to drop trou for a magazine where billions of horny maniacs will jack-off to her is nothing short of impressive. She should be a diplomat too, convince warring states and countries to stop fighting by simply spouting “We are all brothers and sisters and we should all just love each other” and pout while wearing a very low cut dress. George W. Bush would have ended his war in Afghanistan long ago if he sent, not millions of US soldiers, but Kim Kardashian.

So, we can look forward to seeing Heidi’s plastic rack and surgically enhanced body and face in an upcoming Playboy issue. But according to Heidi, she isn’t planning on showing anything. No nipples, no ass, and certainly no pussy. Those things are reserved for her husband and God’s eyes only. But I think that it Kim convinces her a bit more, she might even jump from Playboy and do a full-on hardcore sticking-things-in-her-cunt Hustler issue. Who knows, Kim Kardashian might be just that good. Until then, check out this place to see some pretty interesting (read: Hot) pics of Heidi, Kim, and a bunch of other hot Hollywood celebs.

It’s gotta be tough to be known as just someone’s sister. Forever living under someone’s shadow. Constantly waiting for your time to shine. Such a fate has befallen many a celebrity siblings. So is it no surprise that Kourtney Kardashian likes to hit the sauce way too much. Wouldn’t you do the same if your sister was gigantic-assed slutbag classless Kim Kardashian. I’d be needing a new liver by now.

Kourtney was photographed leaving My House club wobbling and slurring and looking pretty much hammered like there was no tomorrow. She needed to be escorted by an unnamed female companion because it looked like she was gonna fall over at any second. (On a side note, it looks like the female companion is trying to cop a feel of Kourtney’s boob)

Now, while I can only speculate what exactly Kourtney got drunk over, but I have a few ideas. Yes, she just split with her douchebag cheating boyfriend Scott Disick a short while ago and maybe she’s still hurting over that. She should still be, since she mentioned in recent interviews that she’ll stave off dating for a while. That asshole must’ve hurt her bad. Why would anyone wanna cheat on Kourtney? She’s so smokin’ hot! This Scott is a real asshole nobody moocher mediawhore who was just clearly using Kourtney for her celebrity.

Speaking of celebrity, it brings me to my next speculation: Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Yes, the new season has just started and, although it hurts me to say this, maybe it’s all just a publicity stunt. She’s probably not even drunk. Hey, it’s possible. Coupled with Kourtney’s appearance in Maxim this month, it’s perfect publicity. Although, if you ask me, stagerring out of a bar drunk is not the way to grab headlines. You gotta go big, scandalous. Like the things you’ll find here - celebrities caught in moments they do not wanna be seen in. Check it out.

Kim Kardashian has been hurt a lot in her past. Apparently every guy she’s dated has gone behind her back, after renting a shuttle of course, and cheated on her. Kim opens up to The Sun about her romantic pitfalls:

“I went out with a good guy in school – but it has all gone downhill since then. Every single guy since then has cheated on me – so I think all men cheat. Normally my sister catches them out. But every guy I have been out with has cheated on me and broken my heart.”

‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ star Kim Kardashian has denied rumors that she engaged to her football playing boyfriend Reggie Bush.

The pair sparked rumors after they were spotted together in Miami on New Year’s Eve, where Kim was hosting a New Year’s party – while she wasn’t sporting any diamonds, she did admit that things are getting serious between her and her beau, saying: “One thing I did learn from 2007 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

But Kardashian, 27, has denied the rumors of an engagement, telling Us Weekly magazine that she didn’t make it official with the 22-year-old NFL running back over the weekend in Miami, despite the reports.

“It’s not true,” she said. “Not yet!”

The pair have been dating since last April.

On Monday, Kim Kardashian claimed that she was mobbed by fans at the JFK airport and a someone stole $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, a laptop, and a digital camera from her luggage. Her representatives immediately insinuated it was an inside job committed by airline employees. Today, the police think something else. Page Six reports:

…law enforcement officials suspect it’s a publicity stunt. Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft. Kardashian’s reps didn’t return calls.”