Kelly Brook is arguably one of the sexiest women around. She’s got that womanly figure that looks good in and out of clothes. She looks awesome in a bikini. And she’s got a sweet yet slightly naughty face perfect for looking up at you while she gives you a blowjob. She’s been a staple of the British tabloids for quite some time and despite the fact that those papers do their best to find something cheap and trashy to write about her, they never seem to succeed since she carries herself in a classy manner. In a bikini frolicking on the beach, or attending a red carpet event dressed to the nines, or even in sweats in candid workout pics, you look at her and never think for one second this girl is cheap. Then… I saw these pics.
Taken in 2000 for the London premiere of the Guy Ritchie film Snatch, Kelly dressed like a two-dollar prostitute who got a gift certificate for a Bob Mackie gown and chose the skankiest outfit usually worn only during the ice skating event at the winter Olympics. Why on earth would she wear an outfit like this? Sure she’s got an awesome body and likes to show it off, but why would anyone in their right mind wear something like this deliberately. I almost feel like Kelly lost a bet or something and had to wear this fugly creation.
Granted this was 9 years ago, and her reputation of being a classy fashionista perhaps was years away. Maybe she took one look at these photos when they first came out and said “Oh my God, I look fucking ridiculous!!” and hence, the fashionista was born out of embarassment. So I guess it was a good thing that she wore this outfit and realized how bad she looked. See, everything happens for a reason – even really bad fashion choices. Hollywood is rife with those, and you can see them all here, along with celebrities caught in embarassing situations that almost never requires clothing.





