She pretends to be Chinese while goofing off with a bunch of friends, the photos are leaked, and a shit-storm of controversy falls upon her. And Miley Cyrus’s response? “Stop treating me like a celebrity! I’m just a person!” Okay, I’m paraphrasing that, but basically that was the gist of her MySpace blog entry defending herself from all the nasty comments netted by the pic.

Now, she’s facing another sort of controversy where she again does her best to try and defend her actions. She’s gotten flack when recent photos of her jogging with panty model boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two were sweaty, he was shirtless, and she showing her glistening 16-year-old cleavage in a bikini top under a low-cut t-shirt. Bloggers and perverts from across the blogsphere pounced on the pics and lambasted Miley for not being a good example to teens and tweens and whatever other ‘eens she’s whoring herself out to.

Defending herself, she goes on Ryan Seacrest’s (yes, the same guy who tried to high-five a blind guy on American Idol) radio show, and spoke like the spoiled, irresponsible teen she is. She’s frustrated that people are making a big deal about the things she does — yadda yadda yadda and concludes with “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever.”

Seeing her side, yes I do agree that it’s unfair to judge each and every thing she does. I mean, come on – have you seen how 16-year-old girls dress these days. It’s like they’re auditioning for Flavor of Love. Miley’s outfit is tame by comparison. Having said that, most 16-year-olds aren’t making millions of dollars to be a poster child for good-girl behavior. Most 16-year-olds don’t have legions of impressionable fans who will probably do exactly what she does. I mean, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an epidemic of 16-year-old girls having 21-year-old boyfriends across America.

So in conclusion, Miley, be responsible enough to act like the little Disney princess execs want you to be. It’ll only be less than two years ’til you turn 18. Then you’ll be free to slut it up as much as you want. Not that you haven’t already started. Drop by here to see what I’m talking about.