Celebrity Poser

Celebs think they can get away with anything. Especially if they believe it’s for a good cause. Take raging idiot Jessica Alba for instance. While in Oklahoma shooting her next shitacular The Killer Inside Me, she decided it would be a good thing to express her environmentalist issues by plastering giant posters of scary-looking killer sharks all over the city to incite awareness for the dwindling number of Great Whites due to illegal poaching and the rise of Sharksfin Dumplings. Okay, maybe not that last one. But her attempts at being political once again makes her look like a grade-A dumb-ass (“Be Sweden” anyone?). Here’s why…

One, the posters she splatered all over the city just has a picture of a fierce, toothy fish with absolutely nothing written on it. What is it supposed to be? A Jaws tribute? Maybe a peition to make Deep Blue Sea 2: Deeper Bluer Sea-er? How are people supposed to know it’s for Great White conservation. Then again, Jess did spearhead this so the attempt is as vapid as the attemptee. Two, she posted things on private property, like a billboard for United Way. A billboard that the charity organization will have to pay to replace since the glue she used was the heavy-duty shit that doesn’t wash off. So the whole billboard has to be replaced. Ironic isn’t it? Fucking up a charitable organization that helps HUMANS to further the cause of SHARKS. That eat HUMANS. Ah, the circle of life…

When the proverbial shit hit the fan, Jessica issued an apology to tabloid show TMZ. “I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.” So, in short Jessica was passing the buck. This bitch can never take responsibilty for anything! I bet if she ends up cheating on her husband, she’ll find a way to blame him. Some girls just don’t know when to quit. Thank God she’s hot as shit. You can see that for yourself here.

It’s that time of the year once again when fanboys of hot and sexy babes debate on who should and should not be included in FHM Magazine’s Sexiest Women of the World poll when the issue comes out next month. But you don’t have to wait that long to find out who the top ten of the list are because I’ve got them for you right here. Now, let the debates begin.

#10. Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto burst into the scene with the massive success of the Oscar-winning film and helped land her a role in the next Woody Allen movie. Will quick success mean a quit departure? We’ll hafta wait and see.

#9. Anna Friel may have lost her day job with the cancellation of her series Pushing Daisies, but the cult following of the show definitely secured her a spot on this list. Here’s hoping her next project will be broader in appeal.

#8. Smallville star Kristin Kreuk has come a long way from her modeling days but not far enough to get to the top spot. Probably because of the weak box-office of her last film Streetfighter:Legend of Chun-Li and the dwindling ratings of her TV show.

#7. She’s still fuckin' hot on 24, but Elisha Cuthbert definitely has got a film career just waiting to explode. Not one to rest on her TV success, she’s got a slew of projects due out this year.

#6. Perpetually clad in lingerie, Adriana Lima definitely deserves a spot on this list. The Brazilian beauty should have been higher up on the poll if you ask me, but hey I didn’t vote so I really have no right to complain.

#5. British Glamour model Keeley Hazell drops down 2 spots from number 3 last year. I think it’s because once you’ve seen one pair of double-d tits, you’ve seen them all. And with the rise in BBBs of late, she needs to work extra hard to stay on top of the game.

#4. Britney Spears re-enters the top 10 because of her hugely successful comeback as well as her hard-earned hot bod. Goes to show what hard work (and parental control) can get you once you want something that bad.

#3. Depsite being labeled as a stupid bitch, Jessica Alba gets third place on the list. Which exactly proves the point I’ve been trying to make all my life: as long as you’re really hot, it doesn’t matter what comes out of your mouth or what’s in your head.

#2. Last year’s number one hot woman of the world will have to settle for second place this year as Megan Fox drops a notch. Maybe it’s because she hasn’t had a movie since 2007’s Transformers, plus the on-again off-again relationship with Brian Austin Green perhaps didn’t help either. Us dudes like out hot gals unattached.

And the number one Sexiest Woman in the World title goes to…

#1. Cheryl Cole. The Girl’s Aloud hottie lands on the top spot - amazingly. While I can’t say I’m a huge fan, I think it’s fine that she gets it. I mean, I would have preferred Megan or Adriana at the top, but Cheryl’s fans definitely see something in her that makes her the sexiest in the world. I’m not here to argue, just state the facts.

So, fine hot women battle it out for your attention, and the public has spoken. So feel free to argue who should be where on this list, as well as those not included that should be. And to help you decide that, check out this site for some very sexy and hot (and sometimes embarrassing) pics of your favorite celebs.

Jessica Alba is expecting a baby, but don’t expect the actress to look like it if she gets married!

Us Weekly reports in its new issue that Alba, 26, and boyfriend Cash Warren, 28, who split July 22 only to reunite in late August, currently don’t have plans for a wedding. In fact, a source tells Us, “She doesn’t want to be pregnant in a dress!”

But a wedding was on Alba’s to-do list just before she broke up with Warren. “She wanted to get married, but Cash wasn’t ready,” says a source.

Nuptials or not, Alba’s family is looking forward to her having a baby. “We’re all thrilled for them,” Alba’s brother Josh tells Us.