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	<title>Celebrity Poser &#187; Jennifer Lopez</title>
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		<title>Jennifer Lopez Needs to Get Over Herself</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The hospital where Jennifer Lopez plans to give birth to her twin brats has been practicing drills and is suddenly on high alert to prevent a kidnapping. The hospital insists it&#8217;s only a coincidence, yeah right. TMZ reports: Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a &#8220;Code Pink&#8221; drill last Friday [...]]]></description>
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<p>The hospital where <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/#" itxtdid="5351024" target="_blank" style="border-bottom: 1px dotted darkgreen; text-decoration: none; color: darkgreen; background-color: transparent; cursor: pointer; padding-bottom: 1px" classname="iAs" class="iAs">Jennifer <nobr>Lopez<img src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2.gif" style="border: 0pt none ; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; height: 10px; width: 10px; position: relative; top: 1px; left: 1px; float: none; display: inline" /></nobr></a> plans to give birth to her twin brats has been practicing drills and is suddenly on high alert to prevent a kidnapping. The hospital insists it&#8217;s only a coincidence, yeah right. <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/13/j-lo-hospital-on-alert-to-thwart-babynapping/" target="new">TMZ reports</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a &#8220;Code Pink&#8221; drill last Friday &#8212; &#8220;Code Pink&#8221; is code for locking down the hospital to prevent a kidnapping attempt. A rep for North Shore confirmed that the pink drill did indeed go down, but said that the timing is just a coincidence, but that&#8217;s not what our sources are saying.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Man wants to give Jennifer Lopez his package</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Members of the Los Angeles Police Department arrived at Jennifer Lopez’s home.  Some of Lopez’s staff called the police when a disheveled man came by the residence with CD’s in his hand.  He reportedly looked in her mailbox, left a package on the doorstep and rang the doorbell. The disheveled man was eventually taken into [...]]]></description>
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<p>Members of the Los Angeles Police Department arrived at Jennifer Lopez’s home.  Some of Lopez’s staff called the police when a disheveled man came by the residence with CD’s in his hand.  He reportedly looked in her mailbox, left a package on the doorstep and rang the doorbell. The disheveled man was eventually taken into custody in a park near Lopez residence.</p>
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