I almost went an entire week without posting a blog entry about car wreck and reformed vag licker Lindsay Lohan, but when I came across these photos of her taken some time last week, I just felt compelled to say something about them. The fiery redhead looks downright skanky in these photos and it doesn’t help that her eyes looked coked out of their skull. The skinny bod, the cheap-looking dress, the heavy eyelids – tell me this doesn’t look like the beginning of a really horrible gang bang scene in a cheaply-produced porno flick. And while the elegant-looking hotel room is supposed to add a hint of elegance and class, the way she stands and poses for these pics make her just look like a high-class hooker visiting the hotel room of a group of Japanese businessmen waiting to ravage her in every orifice. And I’m pretty sure she’s fine with being paid in cocaine.

So far it hasn’t been a good week for Lindsay. Just yesterday she was spotted leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at around 6:30 in the morning where she presumably spent the night. She was seen carrying a large purse and some clothes before jumping straight into her waiting car. I’m guessing this is what is known as The Walk of Shame – the I-can’t-believe-I-just-did-that strut after a one night stand that I’m fairly sure we’ve all done at least once in our lives. I would like to believe that this is their once and for all Final Fuck. You know, that one last sexual encounter after you’ve broken up to sort of seal the deal. Some people do it, some don’t, but this is usually indicative of a great sex life with your ex that you have to give in one last time. So in this case, I don’t know which of them is the better cunt licker. Who asked for what first? Only these two know the answer to that, and they’re not talking.

So all in all it’s been a pretty eventful week for Lindsay. Got gangbanged in a really expensive hotel room by a bunch of Japanese businessmen, and then going back to the bush for one last night with ex lady friend Samantha Ronson. Of course, this is all just conjecture. We will never know what happened for sure, we can only imagine. But there lies the fun, right? She gives us so much fodder for our made-up stories that it’s almost like she knows exactly what people will be talking about before she gets into another photo op. I don’t wanna give her that much credit, but if that happens to be true, this girl is fucking brilliant. That means she’s got all of us on her puppet strings and we are helpless under her command. Fine by me. At least I’m entertaining myself. And I do hope you are too. But if you want more than conjecture, drop by this place and see the real side of Hollywood – all the embarrassing and gritty details the stars don’t want you to know.