Hayden Panettiere goes naked in her new film

I don’t actually know if it’s a good thing, but Heroes resident super cheerleader Hayden Panetierre goes naked on her new movie, I Love You Beth Cooper. She reportedly “drops off the towel” in one scene of her awaited flick. I like Hayden, but yeah let’s admit it, her body’s kind of awkward, more like a child’s (a boy’s, even) than a lady’s. But oh well, let’s see her try.

When asked about how she felt making the nude scene, she enthusiastically answered: “I don’t think it takes much thought, and I don’t think it takes much preparation as an actor. My dad has always said I was an exhibitionist when I was growing up. As a young girl, I’d be running around with no clothes and I was like, ‘La, la, la, la.’ So, I didn’t find it very hard being naked. It’s like I drop my towel and that’s it. But that’s just me though. Maybe other people find it harder.”

Yes, Hayden. I think other people find it harder–to look at you naked. It’s creepy. Maybe that was the reason why you and Steve Jones broke up and it’s not because of the distance bullshit. Oh, maybe that was the same case with Milo Ventigmila. They loved you, but once you get cozy and strip down with them, they go out the door because they don’t want to be arrested for child molestation. Yes, we find you cute Hayden, as an all-smiling cartwheeling cheerleader, but that’s it, so stick to your stereotyped role.

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Hayden Panetierre bitches at the paparazzi

Talk about ungrateful Hollywood stars. They do their damnedest to propel themselves into the spotlight, taking any role in terrible movies just to pad their resume and gain “experience”. Then, lo and behold, a breakout role in a movie or TV series comes their way and the media frenzy descends upon them turning them from a nobody who sucks cock between community theater roles, to bonafide household names. Then, for all the things the media has done for them, they go and act like a bitch when the media approaches them. Such a thing has happened with Heroes actress and direct-to-video starlet Hayden Panettiere.

According to Us Magazine, she “lost her cool at an event in Hawaii over the weekend. The 19-year-old star — who recently split with Milo Ventimiglia because of her club-going ways — was testy when she first stepped on the red carpet at a fundraiser benefiting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation Sunday in Honolulu. ‘Back up!’ she yelled at photographers. After posing for photos, she breezed by reporters. A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, ‘May we talk with you, Hayden?’ Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, ‘Don’t you ever touch me!’ She then icily asked a red carpet handler, ‘Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?’ Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: ‘You all make my life miserable’ and refused to answer any questions.”

Well! I! Never! Given that she was languishing in small guest roles and straight-to-dvd sequels to Bring It On (okay, ONE sequel) and has now become one of Hollywood’s most talked-about young celebs, you’d think she would be a bit more accommodating to the people who actually give her buzz. What was she doing being nasty in the first place? It was a public event, she knew press was gonna be there, she was contractually obligated to talk to them, so what’s your damage, Heather? She better be careful ’cause once Heroes gets canceled (and I’m pretty sure that day is coming soon) she’ll be back buried in obscurity and turning tricks along Hollywood Boulevard for crack-money. When that happens, I’ll be the first one to drive up to her corner.

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Here’s Kristen Bell Giving Every Geek A Nerdgasm

Kristen Bell is one Tinseltown hottie who’s got a lot of street cred with the nerd herd, and now she’s just cemented her place in masturbatory wet dreams in basements all across the land.  Lo and behold, it’s Kristen Bell all dressed up as Princess Leia — and not the Princess Leia with two cinnamon buns slapped on the side of her head, but the Princess Leia in a slave girl outfit that Star Wars geeks whack off to while making Jabba The Hutt voices in their beds at night.  Not a pretty sight, I know, but Kristen all dressed down like that in full cosplay mode for her promotion of the long-awaited “Fanboys” film ought to be an image powerful enough to overcome the other one.  Even normal tomcats who don’t call their wangs ‘lightsabers’ are sure to pop a chubby for this image of our fave “Heroes” hottie (because she’s got bigger tits than Hayden Panettiere) having some fun.

Then there’s this other photograph of hers that might or might not be a turn on, depending if you’re into fuzzy sex and bestiality or not.  But hey, nerds are supposed to be an open-minded lot aren’t they?  They masturbate over sexy cyborgs, so the sight of Kristen Bell making out with a wookie shouldn’t even faze them.  Chewbacca’s a famous superstar too, anyway, so this is just a case of two hot n’ horny celebs hooking up and maybe having a baby or five, and adopting an orphan from some Third World country, just like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Yeah, maybe Kristen and Angelina Jolie’s kids can have playdates together at Skywalker ranch or someplace, but on second thought that ought to be my child Kristen’s going to have so I’m afraid I’m going to have to call Animal Control on Chewbacca.

But enough about my plans, for now let’s just enjoy this geek-friendly cutie as she electrifies us again with that lithe, sexy body of hers, and that great smile.  If you want to see her with nothing else on but that smile, then get off this site for now and check her out here!