Here’s Kristen Bell Giving Every Geek A Nerdgasm

Kristen Bell is one Tinseltown hottie who’s got a lot of street cred with the nerd herd, and now she’s just cemented her place in masturbatory wet dreams in basements all across the land.  Lo and behold, it’s Kristen Bell all dressed up as Princess Leia — and not the Princess Leia with two cinnamon buns slapped on the side of her head, but the Princess Leia in a slave girl outfit that Star Wars geeks whack off to while making Jabba The Hutt voices in their beds at night.  Not a pretty sight, I know, but Kristen all dressed down like that in full cosplay mode for her promotion of the long-awaited “Fanboys” film ought to be an image powerful enough to overcome the other one.  Even normal tomcats who don’t call their wangs ‘lightsabers’ are sure to pop a chubby for this image of our fave “Heroes” hottie (because she’s got bigger tits than Hayden Panettiere) having some fun.

Then there’s this other photograph of hers that might or might not be a turn on, depending if you’re into fuzzy sex and bestiality or not.  But hey, nerds are supposed to be an open-minded lot aren’t they?  They masturbate over sexy cyborgs, so the sight of Kristen Bell making out with a wookie shouldn’t even faze them.  Chewbacca’s a famous superstar too, anyway, so this is just a case of two hot n’ horny celebs hooking up and maybe having a baby or five, and adopting an orphan from some Third World country, just like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Yeah, maybe Kristen and Angelina Jolie’s kids can have playdates together at Skywalker ranch or someplace, but on second thought that ought to be my child Kristen’s going to have so I’m afraid I’m going to have to call Animal Control on Chewbacca.

But enough about my plans, for now let’s just enjoy this geek-friendly cutie as she electrifies us again with that lithe, sexy body of hers, and that great smile.  If you want to see her with nothing else on but that smile, then get off this site for now and check her out here!