Walking corpse Lindsay Lohan was spotted carrying a couple of boxes of pizza which leads many to believe that she’s finally doing something to rehabilitate her decimated figure. But judging by these photos — the sunken cheeks, the baggy clothes — it looks like it might be just a little too late.
Lindsay already looks sick. When she smiles, she actually looks frightening instead of endearing. The light that always seemed to be so infectious about her has just disappeared completely. One will always wonder if she’ll ever get it back.
It would be so easy to blame all of this on this carpet-munching “phase” people believe her to be going through. But lest we forget, her career was already on shaky ground pre-Samantha. Flop after flop she just hasn’t gotten a good movie role since her Mean Girls days. And now it looks like if she doesn’t shape up, she might end up delivering pizzas instead of ordering them!
I can see it now: you call your favorite pizza place, make an order, 20 minutes later Lindsay Lohan is at your doorstep, delivering your pizza. Would you feel bad for her? Would you invite her in, share a slice with her? Or would you just point and laugh? Either way, it would be a complete shock if she ends up as one of those “Where Are They Now…” anecdotes in entertainment news shows.
Well, I’m sure when that happens, we’ll be the first to hear about it, including all of the scandalous happenings of this wild child. To see all the craziness, head on over here and get more of your Lindsay fix.



