Category Archives: DUI

Mischa Barton continues to be a mess. Uhhh, what’s new?

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Well, if Lindsay Lohan has a rival on being the greatest young mess in the entertainment scene, then it’s none other than Mischa Barton. I know she’s not the celeb you’d want to read about, but the way this British mess takes her life and career down proves to be such and inspiration to those young Hollywood stars who’d like to destroy their lives. With all those DUI, nipslips, and cocaine sniffing, Mischa’s got it bad. Way to go down, girl.

With all the mishaps she’s making, this former The OC starlet reminds me of Courtney Love so bad. In time, she’ll be the next Kurt Cobain widow. Last 2007, Mischa got arrested for DUI, possession of marijuana, and driving without valid license. Recently, she got kicked out of the ladies room at Whisky Mist nightclub when she tried to bring herself and her friend into one of the cubicles. Maybe this hippie-looking drunkard thinks it’s cool when you walk around the world looking high, with red droopy eyes and fucked up face. She thinks it’s going to get her  projects, or endorsements. Speaking of endorsements, shockingly, Mischa was named the new face of “Herbal Essences” this year. So, I was thinking, the people at that company must all be high on marijuana to even think of getting her as their endorser. Mad, mad world we have.

Mischa is also part of the CW show The Beautiful Life, alongside Corbin Bleu of the High School Musical fame, Sarah Paxton, and Elle Macpherson, which is going to air on September of this year. Good thing for her, despite all her slip ups she still gets to find work–amidst the recession. But let’s wait, I’m sure she’ll mess up even more once she gets to collect her talent fee. By the way if you want to check out her nipslips and drunk-to-death pics, drop by this place.

Megan Fox outshined by co-star Isabel Lucas at Tranformers LA premiere?

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It isn’t just Megan Fox who sizzled at the Transformers movie premiere at LA. Her co-star Isabel Lucas was a scene stealer at the  opening night of the film, looking hot and classy in her Chanel chiffon frock. Playing a slutty bitch in the film, Isabel provided Megan a competition as to who the hottest girl is in robotown. I’d still say it’s Megan, but Isabel’s catching up fast.

This Australian actress isn’t new to the glare and controversies of Hollywood. She already became a hot item when she hooked up with Entourage star Adrian Grenier and Transformers co-star Shia Labeouf. Oh, I mean she was the girlfriend of Adrian when she hooked up with Shia. The Transformers stars were involved in a DUI incident during the filming of the movie, where Isabel was riding shotgun when Shia crashed into another car at 3 am. Adrian wasn’t so happy about learning his girlfriend partying with Shia. So soon after a little hypocrisy of still appearing sweet together, the two broke up. It was almost too safe to assume that it was Adrian who dumped Isabel, but TMZ revealed it was actually the other way around.

Aside from being torn among Shia and Adrian, Isabel was also seen hanging out with Jared Leto lately. Popsugar.com reports that the possibly new couple “had big smiles on their faces on Sunday when they paid a visit to an LA grocery store to pick up flowers and a few Easter baskets.” Anyway, this Hollywood hottie is also climbing up the fashion ladder as she has been invited to be the special guest of Chanel at their Haute Couture Show in Paris that’s happening on July 7th. Hmm… So, a fashion career and a new boytoy? Not bad! Find out more about this hottie here and more Hollywood celebs and scandals.

The Curious Case of Linsday Lohan’s Arrest Warrant

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Lindsay Lohan is a wanted woman. And not in a good way. I’m talking in a legal, cops-and-robbers, high-speed-chase-down-Sunset-Boulevard, throw-you-in-the-slammer-and-get-anally-raped-with-a-toilet-bowl-cleaner kinda way. Well, maybe not that extreme, but you get the point.

It all started with a little ity-bitty indident called a DUI arrest 2 years ago. And in celeb land, the law always moves so slowly since stars are always too busy making movies, starring in TV shows, walking the catwalk, or releasing CDs. Strangely enough, LiLo hasn’t done any of that since her arrest and yet it took that long for the case to get followed up.

And what exactly is the case? Well, according to reports, Lindsay was supposed to be enrolled in an alcohol and drug rehab program as part of her probation (that’s legalese for “Shut up bitch and do as you’re told”) but hasn’t been fulfilling her end of the bargain since practically every week we see paparazzi pictures of her drunk, wasted, coked out, or just plain out of it. So now, she’s been subpoenaed to show up at court and make her case. Something that LiLo has no intention of doing!

What is it with celebs that they think they can do whatever they want and not suffer the consequences? If I were Lindsay, I would take this opportunity to finally get my shit together. I mean, come on! Drew Barrymore had it worse than her and she’s fine now. What’s stopping her from doing the same? The constant media pressure? Here’s a tip: stop doing crazy shit so people won’t have anything bad to write about you. Your failing career? You can always do a sequel to Mean Girls. It’s not rocket science – the basics of career rehab. But first you gotta go to real rehab first. And don’t say no, no, no. You’re not in a position to making any decisions right now.

So, that’s my two cents worth on this whole Lindsay Lohan thing. Let’s just hope this whole thing gets sorted out so we can go back to admiring your huge rack and porn star mouth. You’re so much sexier without the crazy. We can go back to jacking off to your hotness, like the hotness we can find right here.

Mischa Barton heads back to TV?

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It’s been a while since the teen soap opera The O.C. has ended. And like it’s trite storylines, the post-show career of Mischa Barton has been a veritable checklist of bad-girl young Hollywood behavior. DUI, arrests, drunken public behavior, nipslips, upskirts… you get the idea. She was (and still is) on her way to great obscurity becoming nothing more than a has-been.

Yet, since we celebrate the pathetic and obscene, rejoicing in their crazy ways, perhaps secretly still wishing we were them, no matter how many times we watch them fall and make a fool out of themselves, we still rejoice whenever they do their best to get back on the proverbial horse.

Well, looks like Mischa might just have a chance to mount that horse once again, as long as she doesn’t fuck it up. It’s rumored that she’s being considered to join the cast of the revamped Melrose Place (or Melrose V’09 as I call it in my head) set to debut this fall. If things pan out and she gets to join the cast, then at the very least she’ll have a steady income to support her drug habit (Just kidding! Or am I…). With all the magazines she’s come out in the past year (I counted 4, and it’s only March) it seems like she’s the one doing the campaigning. I guess she’s really that desperate for work.

Truth be told, I wouldn’t mind seeing Mischa do Melrose. It would be great to explore her nasty side. And maybe there’ll be some lezzie love scenes, since they are updating the series for today’s audience. With all the bed-hopping and partner-swapping that went on in the original, I wonder how far the updated version will go. Probably not as far as Mischa going nude since it’ll still be network TV. But if you’re itching to see Mischa a little less clothed, try this place out and maybe you’ll get lucky.