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I hope Jessica Simpson’s sober when I see her on the news again.

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I haven’t heard from Jessica Simpson in weeks now, and I honestly hope that she’s alive. No, seriously, it’s true. After all the accidents and suicides that had happened to Hollywood stars, it makes you really think if a star’s in their right minds nowadays. Especially Jessica. Though, she isn’t always in her right mind, now she’s got to be guided and looked for because she’s nursing a broken heart. It makes you crazy you know, look at Britney Spears.

The last news I heard about Jessica was either she was too drunk at a party, or… she was to drunk after a party. See. These are the kinds of signals we should be watching out for. They resemble a Britney 2005 phenomenon. We wouldn’t want Jessica shaving her long blonde hair, right? Anyway, see more of Jessica by dropping by this place here, and yeah, look out for signs that she’s going crazy too.

Jessica Simpson drinks her sorrow away (twice in a row)

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I know we’ve all been making fun of Jessica Simpson since she started in the industry, but now I suggest that we stop. For a little while. So instead of laughing at her recurring dumb-titis, let’s pause for a while to watch her as she wallow in sorrow after she’s been discarded by her boyfriend of two years, Tony Romo. Sure, Jessica’s being seen publicly partying, but really, it cannot be mistaken what she’s feeling inside. Look at these pics, isn’t it obvious? She’s about to… vomit.

It’s the second time this week that she went partying and got drunk. The last time she got wasted was at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee Simpson. The second time was last night. She celebrated her best friend Ken Paves’s birthday at Beso in LA, and looked a little too drunk as she was escorted back to her car.

I don’t really care about Jess’s feelings, though. Why I want to pause and watch her drown in sorrow is because she copes by drinking and we all know that girls do the nasty naughty things when drunk. Plus, Jess is a blonde. And you know what they say, blondes are more fun. So, Jessica, it’s okay to drink in order to heal your broken heart. Just make sure you wear skimpy little outfits when you party, okay? So there. If you want more drunk pics of Jessica, go here.

Kourtney Kardashian may be a little drunk

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It’s gotta be tough to be known as just someone’s sister. Forever living under someone’s shadow. Constantly waiting for your time to shine. Such a fate has befallen many a celebrity siblings. So is it no surprise that Kourtney Kardashian likes to hit the sauce way too much. Wouldn’t you do the same if your sister was gigantic-assed slutbag classless Kim Kardashian. I’d be needing a new liver by now.

Kourtney was photographed leaving My House club wobbling and slurring and looking pretty much hammered like there was no tomorrow. She needed to be escorted by an unnamed female companion because it looked like she was gonna fall over at any second. (On a side note, it looks like the female companion is trying to cop a feel of Kourtney’s boob)

Now, while I can only speculate what exactly Kourtney got drunk over, but I have a few ideas. Yes, she just split with her douchebag cheating boyfriend Scott Disick a short while ago and maybe she’s still hurting over that. She should still be, since she mentioned in recent interviews that she’ll stave off dating for a while. That asshole must’ve hurt her bad. Why would anyone wanna cheat on Kourtney? She’s so smokin’ hot! This Scott is a real asshole nobody moocher mediawhore who was just clearly using Kourtney for her celebrity.

Speaking of celebrity, it brings me to my next speculation: Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Yes, the new season has just started and, although it hurts me to say this, maybe it’s all just a publicity stunt. She’s probably not even drunk. Hey, it’s possible. Coupled with Kourtney’s appearance in Maxim this month, it’s perfect publicity. Although, if you ask me, stagerring out of a bar drunk is not the way to grab headlines. You gotta go big, scandalous. Like the things you’ll find here – celebrities caught in moments they do not wanna be seen in. Check it out.